1/ Welcome to Fuck it all to Shit Friday in the independent republic of Brexitlandia
2/ First an update on Brexity arguments:
Will of the people, will of the people, will of the 🤤🤤🤤😴😴😴😴😴
Will of the people, will of the people, will of the 🤤🤤🤤😴😴😴😴😴
3/ Yesterday @sajidjavid set out plans as to how over 3 million can pay to apply for less rights than they have now following a vote that directly affects them in which they were barred from voting.
This is his gift 🎟
This is his gift 🎟
4/ Apparently Welshy types are also foreigners. Next week the Uk will hire all the Welsh losing their Airbus jobs to build a wall to keep the Welsh put
5/ Say what? Oh yes @Airbus are planning on fucking off because they are fucked off. Still there is a handy job advert below the lead article advising people that fruit picking jobs are jolly good fun. These jobs will leave Britain’s digital services revolution
6/ If you are affected here is the ad. The work is definitely not shit and you get a free home in the country by which I mean a small caravan which you may or may not be locked in at night
8/ How many jobs are at stake. Oh you know just over 100,000 because it is not just @Airbus jobs that will be affected
9/ Crikey. Does that affect the NHS Brexit dividend that is meant to be coming from tax rises on jobs that might not exist 👏👏👏👏👏
10/ Well at least we will always have fishand control over them.
Nope. Firstly fish like freedom of movement and secondly:
Nope. Firstly fish like freedom of movement and secondly:
12/ Well at least we will have global trade 🌏
Nope because not only is @MalmstromEU doing a deal with Australia she has now started negotiations with New Zealand. You know the place where @LiamFox keeps going
Nope because not only is @MalmstromEU doing a deal with Australia she has now started negotiations with New Zealand. You know the place where @LiamFox keeps going
13/ So that is deals concluded or being progressed with Canada, Japan, Mexico, Australia and New Zealand since December to add the other 50 odd the EU has.
Still there is always the US. What with their chlorinated chicken and their high tariffs.
Still there is always the US. What with their chlorinated chicken and their high tariffs.
14/ Mind you with high steel tariffs @LiamFox will be cursing the missed opportunity for the UK to build cages for innocent foreign children
15/ but what is the Uk going to get? @andreajenkyns still does not understand leaving is a process and there are a menu of options from which to choose
16/ But remember no deal is better than a bad deal unless your entire trading structure is about to be torched @andreajenkyns - capiche?
17/ It is not all doom and gloom because for all the bollocks about a ministerial statement about a meaningful vote the Patten amendment (Lords amendment number 25) included in the EU Withdrawal Act has boxed the Brexiters in
18/ How so? Well the act prevents a hard border in Ireland so if the Uk wants a hard border it will need Parliamentary approval.
Of course the UK could still crash out but that would after oh 1 day be game over for hard Brexit. Still that will cost us a lot
Of course the UK could still crash out but that would after oh 1 day be game over for hard Brexit. Still that will cost us a lot
19/ Oh. What do the people think. Well here are some of the people in @andrealeadsom ‘s constituency taking the view that Brexit looks like a big pile of 💩💩💩
20/ Good job the referendum was only advisory then.
But no doubt @andrealeadsom will bore the hole off all of us by arguing
ITS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE
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But no doubt @andrealeadsom will bore the hole off all of us by arguing
ITS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE
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21/ Well dear @andrealeadsom you don’t even have that because not only did LeaveEU break electoral law and seemingly collide with Russia but Vote Leave broke electoral law
22/ That is right they cheated and @theresa_may has a special advisor and two cabinet ministers who were at the heart of Vote Leave 😳😳😳😳
23/ Now during the debate on the EU referendum bill there was great concern about the fairness and legitimacy of the referendum. Here are lots of MPs making this point
24/ For those short on time here is @OwenPaterson articulating that if the referendum is rigged it will be illegitimate
25/ So there you have it. Not only will Brexit makes us poorer and weaker at great cost to our international goodwill and internal democratic processes but also it turns out it cannot be said to be the WILL IF THE PEOPLE
26/ So there you go. There are no arguments left for going ahead with Brexit.
Not geopolitical ones.
Not economic ones.
Not moral ones.
Not environmental ones.
Not democratic ones.
Nothing is left except a trail of lying, loss of integrity and goodwill and attempted theft.
Not geopolitical ones.
Not economic ones.
Not moral ones.
Not environmental ones.
Not democratic ones.
Nothing is left except a trail of lying, loss of integrity and goodwill and attempted theft.
27/ All that is left to say in the words of Yoda:
Brexit, off you must fuck
Brexit, off you must fuck
