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Doc Next Door @DrJohnAfam
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Something a Little "Mature" for the Evening.

Sex could improve memory in women.(Aerobics can too, but Sex is way more fun)

Sperm is Fast (For its size, Imagine a Fish, swimming 5000mph)

Apples are Aphrodisiacs (Healthy and Sexy)

#TGIF
#FridayFeeling
#RT
#RETWEEET
Size doesn't really matter! (Yup, She really doesnt care)

Women are more likely to Orgasm when they wear Socks (Keep the feet warm)

Drinking Water will make you "Wetter" (3L!!!)

Sex can help with Headaches and Migraines (Not everytime Paracetamol)
A Buddhist master, named his Penis 'ThunderBolt of Flaming Wisdom'.

Studies have shown that Arts and Social Science Students have most Sex, while Science and Engineering Students had least Sex.

By Department however,Medical Students were said to be having the most Sex
In 1500's France, Women could Sue their husbands for Impotence.
He would have to masturbate and "cum' in court.
If he failed, he could appeal and attempt to have sex with his wife in front of the experts.

Imagine:
Defendant:
Erection, Your Honor!

Judge:
Erection, sustained!
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