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I find this to be Very interesting and meaningful message.


If each alphabet has a numeric value &
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
D is 4
E is 5
F is 6
G is 7
H is 8
I is 9
J is 10
K is 11
L is 12
M is 13
N is 14
O is 15
P is 16
Q is 17
R is 18
S is 19
T is 20
U is 21
V is 22
W is 23
X is 24
Y is 25 &
Z is 26


#Hardwork is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11

#Knowledge is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

#Love is 12+15+22+5 = 54%

#Luck is 12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%

Then what makes 100%?
Is it Money?

#Money is 13+15+14+5+25 = 72%


#Leadership is 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our … #Attitude

#Attitude is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) issued a statement today denying responsibility for letting loose the six zebras that have been on the run in the D.C. suburbs.
"Local news has reported that the zebras were let loose on Saturday or Sunday of last weekend, a period of time during which I was enjoying quiet time at home with family,” Norton said. “My alibi is solid."
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A story to make you smile...😃
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"
She replied, "No, not always, but
my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."
Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.
The story continues...
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act,
she asked the cashier what he was doing.
He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card!"
MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues...
Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
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good morning!!!… I read every freaking thing this Larry writes -- have all his research papers too. I watch his interviews -- sometimes with a stiff drink.

I only do it at this point to make sure WE ALL KNOW HOW POOR HIS ANALYSIS IS. AND HOW DANGEROUS.
I know he's a cutie on TV, get lots of clicks for saying "thing no one else will say" (stupid shit), has an important title. AND ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING. sigh.
I want to be very clear Larry is not leading a "critical conversation" we need. HE'S THREATENING A ONCE IN GENERATIONS OPPORTUNITY TO DO GOOD, EQUITABLE ECON POLICY.

I will offer EVERY SHRED of my academic cred (most is gone already, thanks snowflake dude). to make that case.
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One thing I know for sure is that the beauty industry would forever strive same as the health industry but the best news here is that the Agricultural sector is the foundation for their success.

#tgif #beauty #agribusiness
There is an increased use of organic cream. Also a lot of Nigerian and african ladies now loves to keep their hair in it's natural form hence the need for various essential oil to keep up.
Oil business is a good business to venture into if you have a lot of young ladies around.
The popular oil we all know is the

1. Groundnut oil
2. Palm oil
3. Coconut oil.
But the truth is that these 3 oils are not even the only set of oils in the agricultural market.
Many other oils, especially the ones used for beauty and health maintenance are called essential oil.
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One thing I think all pregnant women should copy from "Duduke" is her inquisitive nature...ask questions

She: Doc, My baby hasn't kicked me like he used to, hope all is well?

Me: Nice observation, let's check his heart beat and discuss "DANGER SIGNS IN PREGNANCY"

The female body undergoes a whole lot of changes during pregnancy, many are normal but some are not...once noticed..."Run To The Hospital"

These signs either shows something is wrong with the pregnant woman or the unborn child.

Ladies and gentlemen...
Boys and girls..Shall We?

- Bleeding means diff things throughout pregnancy.

- If you're bleeding heavily with severe abdominal pain with cramps with fainting spells during your 1st could be ECTOPIC PREGNANCY meaning your baby is outside your womb.

- It's an EMERGENCY!!!
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My Friday evenings are for cooking. Step 1 is here. This will be a thread! #gicooking #TGIF Image
Step 2 Image
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Winnowing in progress on one of our rice farms in Jere, Kaduna.

In grain preparation, winnowing is the post harvest process done after threshing. It is done to separate the grain from chaff and dirt using the wind.
#thriveagric #tgif #farmupdate #farmwiththrive #farmersfirst Image
The wind direction is a very important factor in the winnowing operation.

As seen in this video, the farmers are winnowing in the direction that the wind is blowing. Winnowing will not be effective if the grains are winnowed in the opposite direction of the wind. #thriveagric
Notice how excited our farmers are to be working on a Friday?😏 Could it be because it’s the end of the month and a new farming cycle is about to begin?🤔

Well, this is our reminder to you, not to spend all your money this salary weekend because the wait is almost over🕺🏽 ImageImage
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Classes of Fire Extinguishers
Did you know that any fire extinguisher can't be used on any fire? Fires are caused by a number of factors; the principal cause of the fire determines the extinguisher to be used. Image
Fire extinguishers are placed into 4 classes:
Class A: Puts out fires in common combustibles like paper and wood
Class B: This class extinguishes fires that are caused by flammable liquids such as petrol and oil
Class C: Extinguishes electrically related fires
Class D: It extinguishes fires caused by flammable metals

The class type is written on the body of the fire extinguisher along with a colour code.
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It’s that time of the year again! The 9 days of festivities, Navaratri is here! Celebrated in various parts of the country in various ways, the festival is special for several reasons. #Navratri #Navaratri2019 #Thread
From the familiar golu in TN to Navaratri fasting concluding with the grand celebrations of Dasami or Dusshera depending on which part of India you're in, the festival is filled with lore, legend and backstories found in Itihasas and Puranas.
#Navratri #Navaratri2019
Some of you may remember that last year during the 9 days of #Navratri, we spoke about 9 kritis of the Navavaranas dedicated to goddess Kamalaamba,composed by Muthuswami Dikshithar. Here’s the thread if you’d like to jog through it. #Navaratri2019
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If you wake up tired & hungry tomorrow morning After Friday's heavy work & your #Tgif enjoyments 😁..

Quickly make this Simple, crispy & Tasty FRENCH TOAST Recipe..pair with a cup of hot liquid & relax😘

See steps 👇
Yea😁 Vanilla extract for flavor, add cinnamon too if you have.

Well, maybe I Nigerianized this recipe with the ground pepper😂
I just couldn't skip it out..

Just have fun with your recipe..
You can do all the mixing & frying in 5-10 minutes.. It doesn't take time.
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Parvovirus Commonly known as Parvo is a highly contagious virus that is responsible for death of most dogs majorly Puppies. This is an informative thread on what you should know about this killer #TGIF #dogs
With mortality rate close to 90%, especially when left untreated. Treatment needs an aggressive protocol which could drop the mortality rate to about 5-20%. Hence without treatment or adequate treatment it is potentially deadly.
The virus spreads by direct contact with any infected dogs, through feces days after exposure — often before the dog starts exhibiting any clinical signs of infection. The dog will continue to shed the virus while he is sick and for up to 10 days after he has recovered
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Fuses are designed to break the circuit (cut electric supply) so as to avoid; damage to your appliances or electric fires.
Replacing damaged fuses with other metallic objects can compromise the entire circuit. We recommend replacing fuse with fuses of identical ratings.
Guarantee your safety this weekend & during the holidays. Have a lovely weekend & happy Sallah.
#thinksafety #tgif #safetyeveryday #safetyeverywhere #happysallah Image
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Tilted and Fallen Poles

Tilted, broken and fallen poles pose a great hazard to us and the environment we live in.
Fallen poles can still be energised leading to electrocution and electrical fires, hence, the need to identify it and report immediately.
Factors that could lead to above scenario include:
a. Weakened wooden poles as a result of aging and exposure to the elements.
b. Broken concrete poles due to vehicles ramming into it.
c. Loose soil texture could cause poles to tilt and eventually fall.
Have you seen such poles in your area? If yes, kindly share pictures of the affected pole and the exact location (street address, town, nearest bus stop or landmark) of the pole(s) you saw.

#thinksafety #safetyeveryday #hse #tgif Image
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Safety signs are divided into categories with a specific colour and format assigned to it. The categories of safety signs are:
1. Prohibition Signs (RED SIGN)
It conveys “DO NOT” or “NOT ALLOWED” command. This sign means stop performing a certain action. This sign has a white background circle with a thick red outline and a 45📷 diagonal crossbar that descends from left to right & a black pictogram.
2. Warning Signs (YELLOW SIGN)
This sign alerts people of nearby danger or hazard. It consists of a yellow equilateral triangle, with a black outline and a black pictogram in the middle of the triangle.
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I read last night about #TheTenCommandments to help us
#ManageOurPersonalFinances and found them #TooGoodNotToShare

1. Thou shall create a budget and stick to it.
2. Thou shall not spend more than what you make.
3. Thou shall make retirement saving a priority.
4. Thou shall regularly review & reduce your expenses
5. Thou shall not try to keep up with the Joneses
6. Thou shall keep an eye on Bank’s interest rates & choose the right products
7. Thou shall pay your monthly bills in time
8. Thou shall use your debit/credit cards prudently.
9. Thou shall take advantage of deals in form of sales and discounts.
10. Thou shall open a Target Savings Account and save consistently...

AND if you like the above, thou may kindly share it with others...

Thanks for reading 🙏

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RECAP monthly MT GLOBAL M.PMI surveys Mar2019 thread 1/n (probably 30)

• Global confidence still at 2.5Y low
• EU fresh 6Y low
• EM rebound to 8M h
• HOWEVER, Global RiskOn 4th mth on CB verbal interventions
2/n update Global M.PMI YoY heatmap

• quite obvious, the weaker the confidence, the earlier global central banks try to intervene to keep the stretched cycle longer.
3/n update Global M.PMI level vs YoY momentum relative to their global GDP contribution
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...#Positivity is in each & everyone of us. Let it flow more often, makes a better day. #SirLRO
...#Positivity ~none said it was easy, all you have to do is one step at a time. I know you can, keep going. #SirLRO
~ #Positivity there is no need for deprecating others with words, when it calls for~there is a need for compassion, it’s in you, #SirLRO
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Hi guys,#TGIF! 🎉💥😉

In today's #SportsLaw matters: Do you know what happens if a party who filed a Claim before #FIFA's #PSC or #DRC dies before the determination of the suit?

Right or wrong?

Our @Akinyemiesq has penned his thoughts on this. Watch this space, 7pm today. ⚽📚
Good evening, and Kick off!..

The round leather game, as fondly called, used to be a mere recreational activity which attracted some rewards by the way. However, over the last three decades or so, the commercial value of sports, particularly football, has grown astronomically.
The increase in its commercial value has occasioned a reciprocal increase in disputes between persons involved in the game; from coaches, to clubs, to players, etc.
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Cheers folks. We made it to Friday. #tgif
*Three sips in, mulls starting a podcast again* This stuff is magical.
Certainly not a lock-in now
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Something a Little "Mature" for the Evening.

Sex could improve memory in women.(Aerobics can too, but Sex is way more fun)

Sperm is Fast (For its size, Imagine a Fish, swimming 5000mph)

Apples are Aphrodisiacs (Healthy and Sexy)

Size doesn't really matter! (Yup, She really doesnt care)

Women are more likely to Orgasm when they wear Socks (Keep the feet warm)

Drinking Water will make you "Wetter" (3L!!!)

Sex can help with Headaches and Migraines (Not everytime Paracetamol)
A Buddhist master, named his Penis 'ThunderBolt of Flaming Wisdom'.

Studies have shown that Arts and Social Science Students have most Sex, while Science and Engineering Students had least Sex.

By Department however,Medical Students were said to be having the most Sex
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How surreal to watch pomp and circumstance for Trump in London alongside mass protests. And now new charges in Russia probe on Friday 13th.

#TGIF #TFIMueller
BREAKING Rosenstein: Mueller indicts 12 Russian military intelligence officers from 2 GRU units in hacking DNC and disseminating documents via DCLeaks and Guccifer2.0—both created and controlled by Russia's GRU.
NEW #Mueller indictment makes 25 Russians now charged for crimes in Russia's 2016 election interference. Hacking includes election boards & stealing voter data. Rosenstein told Trump last week. He emphasized that this shouldn't be approached politically. "We must be united." Wow.
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Not a moment too soon #TGIF
Guy next to me at this bar is complaining to his buddy how much his law firm charges to draft NDAs to keep his crypto-currency idea secret. He’s also describing his idea so loudly that the entire bar can hear him.
He estimates that his idea is worth $50 million by the end of the year. Seems legit.
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