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Enty @entylawyer
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Dear ________________ (random business news reporters)

About your @elonmusk inquiry. Yes, he uses drugs other than pot. Yes, I wonder how much his first wife is paid to stay quiet. Yes, I have met his second wife. Yes, I know his drug dealer.
Yes, I wonder if he will go on a killing spree. Yes, I track his flights. Yes, I have spoken to some of his overnight friends. Yes, he was out of control at Burning Man. Yes, you should ask @AZEALIABANKSNYC for a quote. Buy some soap first though.
Oh, and yes, he wants to be on Dancing With The Stars.
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