Replace disability with race, and it may seem more obvious as the problems with how society treats those with disabilties. [thread]
Hi, this is my friend. She's white.
Wow, you are able to speak, and you're white? That's amazing!
She's white and able to program computers. What's your excuse?
Despite being white, she walks her dog daily.
Are you should it's a good idea for you to have children, you know being white at and all? Aren't the odds high they'll be white, too?
Everyone knows white people are bad parents. Of course it make sense to rehome their children.
Have you tried not being white? I heard of this herbal remedy that can cure anything!
She suffers from being white, due to her need for sunblock.
Wow, I'm so sorry you were born white. I'll pray for you.
If you just tried harder, maybe you wouldn't be so white.
Isn't it nice, she's willing to be friends with you despite your whiteness.
You shouldn't call yourself white. Use caucasian.
Can you try to act less white?
Hey, can you come join our panel? We need a white person.
It's so sad your relative died. At least they won't have to deal with their whiteness anymore.
You are so brave to go to work while so obviously white.
Hey, do you know my friend? She's white too!
Were you born so pale? You look sickly.
I was pale once, when I was sick. It was awful.
Are you sure you're white? You look pretty tan today.
Have you considered moving to a group home with other white people?
Are you still white? I had hoped that would have changed by now.
Go out in the sun and you'd be less pale. Just sayin. Sunburn is a myth.
You are so white. Are you sure it's safe for you to live alone?
Is it hard to find people to date, with you being white and all?
We weren't sure if we should allow you to join this gaming group, since we'd have to deal with your whiteness.
You should go to this white support group that my sister's boyfriend cousin is part of.
Wow, your skin is so pale. Hopefully you'll grow out of it.
I don't see you as white, I see you as a person.
If I was white, I don't think I could continue living.
Yeah, but you aren't properly white, are you?
You can't possibly be that white - you're lying!
My brother's wife's cousin is white, so I understand.
Don't let your whiteness define you. You aren't really white, you are making a choice to be.
Everyone is a little white though, aren't they?
Here's an award for living while white! You are so inspirational.
What? You're white and you date? How is that possible?
Wow, I've never met anyone so white. Can you read this book to me? I always wanted to see how well a white person can speak.
Hey, I heard about this experimental treatment that might cure whiteness. No proof it works, and it might kill you, but that's better than how you're living, right?
Wow, you're white? How is it you're able to keep a job?
Are you sure you can afford this? Everyone knows that white people don't make much money.
We're not going to invite you to the meeting. Everyone knows white people struggle to contribute, so there's no point.
White people are such a drain on society.
When did you realize you were white?
Oh, I was just finishing the thing you were working on because I know you're white - why would I need to ask?
You're white because of some past misdeeds in your previous life.
Hey, this theater has white showings. You should go to it, even if the only white show times are during standard working hours.
Do you really need that sunblock? You're whiteness is something you are doing to yourself.
You aren't white, you are differently colored.
You look fine! I can hardly tell you're white.
She's playing the white card again.
Your life must be so hard, being born white.
You're white? But you look so normal!
Can you go into extreme detail on what it's like living as a white person, even though we just met?
Does your white child go to a mainstream school? Are you sure that's wise?
You are so smart, for a white person.
Is your significant other white, too?
Are you sure you're white?
Did you decide you're white, or is that something a doctor told you?
How long have you been white?
Were you born white?
Have you ever been tested for whiteness?
We didn't bother to invite you because everyone knows white people can't participate in what we were doing.
Have you applied for white services?
But are you legally white?
You're white? But how to do you go to work, the store, a resturant, etc?
How are you able to do [insert basic hygeine activity here] if you're white?
Dealing with your whiteness is such a burden - I have to keep pushing for your constantly violated rights, and it's exhausting.
Wear makeup, it'll make you look less white.
It's a pain to go to the theater with you, since you're white, but at least we are always getting free movie tickets.
Since you're white, shouldn't you hire a housekeeper?
It's legal for a white person to drive a car?
I see you're white. Where is your caretaker?
Oh, you're white? What kind of white are you? Polish? Would you rather be Polish or German?
You white people are so sensitive. I bet you even make lists complaining about things people have said regarding your whiteness.
@threadreaderapp unroll
This one was said to me BY MY DOCTOR who asked if I'd prefer to be deaf or blind, after finding out I was deaf.
