Thread by @Sunil_Sawhney

#WeekendHumor
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#HappyWeekend

✅The past tense of fit is fat

✅An infinite number of $1 bills and $20 bills are worth the same

✅If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you have the rest of the life to fix it

✅Average human lifespan is 70 years equating to 2.2 billion seconds. There are 7.5 billion people on Earth. So technically every person is not even worth a second of your time. Some calculations👆

✅The sentence “Don’t objectify women” has women as the object of the sentence

✅ You cannot make History if you use Incognito Mode

✅We pay taxes on money we earn to pay taxes on money we spend

✅No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.

✅Pizza is the real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left

✅There is a tree somewhere that is growing out there for your coffin

✅If you cut off your left arm then your right arm would be left

✅The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless

✅No matter how strong mathematician or guesser you are, but you can’t guess the ending digits of “pi”

✅100 years ago the rich owned the cars while the poor had horses. Now everyone has a car while only the rich own horses

✅People say “marriage is forever” but actually Divorce is forever

✅There’s no physical evidence to say that today is Saturday. We just have to trust someone who kept the count since first one ever

✅Cows are so calm and happy because their favourite food is on the ground all the time. Imagine walking on pizzas all day

✅The Wright Brothers were responsible for 9/11 too

✅We spend five days a week pretending to be someone else in order to spend two days being who we are

✅Whenever you register a username, you are disappointing someone in the future

✅Internet connects people at a long distance and disconnects people at a short distance

✅Someone has your dream job and hates going to work every day.

✅Alcohol is a solution

✅Cells divide to multiply.

✅If you beat your own record, you’re both a winner and a loser 😊

Hope you enjoyed reading the above 👆

Wishing all a #HappyWeekend filled with loads of #Fun and #Blessings