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Kyle @HNIJohnMiller
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Stop for lunch. CNN is on requested by a pair of old ladies. Its Max Bootlick on a panel. Haaaaaalllllllp.
Its like a panel of fucking NPCs. Liberal NPC: “Orange man bad.” Anchor NPC: “How bad is orange man?” Max NPC: “Super bad. I am conservative. Super bad.”
This picture is my life right now
I never thought I’d be so happy to see a commercial break.
CNN is currently eulogizing Jamal Cashdongle. Please CNN. Please keep fucking propagandizing this shit. I can’t wait for it to be revealed either a) his ass is alive, or b) Iran/Turkey killed him.
Yep, CNN and MSM propganda trying to break up the US/Saudi Arabia alliance.

Protip: if the MSM is pushing one narrative, go the exact opposite direction. Safer that way.
Funny note: apparently no one from the administration will talk to CNN, they keep having to use footage from ABC and CBS.
Rubio. Your face is becoming blurrier and more NPCish. Go awayyyyyyyy.

Jesus christ I’m livetweeting a CNN broadcast.

This is like going to a haunted house in April.
Rubio says that if Trump doesn’t punish Saudi Arabia for an alleged murder with no body and no murder weapon and no evidence in general, congress will.

Did Rubio learn nothing about Kavanaugh?
From Kavanaugh*
2 old ladies who requested cnn are talking. They’re just repeating what they saw.

This is how our country dies. Mindless parrots.
Ah, Hurricane Michael coverage.

Does anyone else feel like CNN just learned the word ‘storm surge’ this year and now wont shut up about it?
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It’s the morning of Christmas Eve. This is the perfect time for me to air:

MY FESTIVUS GREIVANCES!
First off: @realDonaldTrump; you have not invited me to host your alternative to the WHCD. Disappointment fills me.
@realDonaldTrump Second, Hot Persian Women. You have not flocked to me as fast as I’d have hoped. The mullahs aren’t gone yet, so I’m willing to forgive, but as soon as they are we’re gonna polygamize on this this shit like we’re modern day Saudi royalty.
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Back again.

Fudge is back. Tell a friend.

Guess who’s back. Guess who’s back. Guess who’s back. Guess who’s back.
I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Kyle no more
They want Fudge I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Fudge, this is what I'll give ya
Lil’ bit of tweets mixed with hard bourbon
Some hot takes that'll jump-start my heart
Quicker than a shot
When I get shot at CNN by Jake Tapper
When I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the desk while he's anchoring (hey!)
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1) OH NOOOO. One of the members of Iran's cyber propaganda group got annoyed and blocked me when I pointed out that @HeshmatAlavi was right to call her out as a propagandist for the Mullahs.
2) I confirmed with Heshmat first, of course, who's spent the over a decade (all the way through Obama and the Mullah's love affair) tracking and exposing these jackasses, who still feign innocence even as they try to provide PR cover for the Mullahs
3) See, it goes back to the old rule. Liberals accuse you of what they themselves are guilty of. In this case, they've spent 2 years accusing Trump and conservatives of having a cyber army of Russian trolls supporting and promoting him.
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Lack of focus was a big problem for the GOP in this election cycle. It's tempting to say lack of "unity," but really if your party is focused on broadcasting a coherent message, unity isn't necessary. The Dems were not "unified" in 2018 but they were focused.
Plenty of blame to go around for the lack of messaging focus, from Trump to his fiercest GOP critics. It's a problem that predates Trump in any case. GOP does very well when it focuses on a message, but that doesn't happen as often as it should.
Lack of consensus on what the message should be is a big problem. Also, Republican politicians are easily frightened away from winning issues where a coherent message could be sent.
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1. If you voted for someone based on what a Florida man did, seek help.

2. CNN's "Conservative" commentator is now a Socialist because 'Orange man bad'

3. Get outta here with this crap.
Someone somewhere did something, therefore I am now a Communist. -CNN rando
I hear helicopters............🚁
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1. I've been discussing the concept of demoralization of the Dem base for months now. I know this will be hard but try to put yourself in the avg. snowflake's shoes.

2. You lost the presidential election to the bad orange man in 2016. You were depressed, upset.
3. All your dreams of a socialist fundamental change and takeover of the evil capitalist USA seem to be over. You and your NPC buddies cried and sobbed on election night 2016.
4. Some of your NPC friends' programming could not accept the new upload and they lost their shit on live TV. The depression and demoralization began to set it. But wait........
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"Scientific Racism" is just a synonym for human evolution. Every conscious individual eventually seeks to further understand the racial differences amongst our species. & if you're honest while doing this, it inevitably leads you to form socio-political conclusions from the info.
NPC's cant understand this. They've been taught to AFFIRM that any acknowledgement of any differences amongst people is equal to seething brutalist racism. & Anyone who dare's challenge the algorithm of "We collective! We same! We open borders! Orange Man Bad!" is labeled a Nazi.
So when people ask of my ideas regarding race, I'm not afraid to tell them that, yeah... There are some uncomfortable realities at play. Factors that shouldn't be ignored for the sale of our people's betterment.

We cant pretend that facts dont exist because you wanna feel equal.
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These cheap, creepy-looking accounts are a new way to smear liberals.

They're some kind of attempt to paint anyone with decency, empathy, and concern for the environment and social justice as a brainwashed group thinker. Probably didn't start in Russia, but no doubt loved there.
I tend to just ignore or block them, but everyone will do as they wish as we are not all exactly the same. They post using set phrases like 'Orange man bad' and often have BLM, etc. in their bios.

They're called NPCs, which stands for Non-Playable Character.
Non-playable characters are characters in a game not controlled by a player but by the computer, so they basically behave in a predetermined and automatic way. That's what this swarm of accounts is comparing liberals to.

The implication is that all of our
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#NPC Twitter accounts: either bots or the most repetitive video game ever invented. . .
In recent days, a number of "#NPC" accounts that self-identify as #Resistance have emerged. We found this example while researching another project, and have also had various folks draw our attention to the phenomenon. Let's take a quick look. . .
The theme of the accounts is to portray those opposed to the present administration as "NPCs" (a term for non-player characters in games), likely in an attempt to imply that opponents are simply executing a script rather than stating a genuine position. #GamerGate
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