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The first 100 pre-orders for The Spirit Of Ratliff LP will receive this special bonus gift: Make-Your-Own Spirit Of Ratliff Shrinky Dink XMAS Ornaments!

Only a few of these left, and once they're gone, they're GONE! 🎄🎁❄⛄

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I have never made Shrinky Dinks before!

I should note that I selfishly demanded that one of this limited batch be set aside for ME so I could make my own personal set of Spirit Of Ratliff XMAS ornaments.

I think there are only a small handful left at this point!
List of ornaments:

1) Sad XMAS Pizza
2) XMAS @Mikeyerg
3) #TeamEndlessWinter Snowman
4) XMAS Connor Ratliff
5) State Champion Records' Holiday Pig
6) Sad XMAS Tree
7) Evil Summertime Sun, Winter's Villain
A sneak peek at what "Secular Red" vinyl looks like:
This is just a cool pic from during some phase of the process, which I do not understand at all. This was the 1st copy they pressed, and it looks like this for some reason.

I am very excited to have these songs out on a real record!
Side 2 of our LP is mortal enemies with this Beach Boys album cover art.

#TeamEndlessWinter
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R.I.P. Bob Einstein

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