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Mr. Trump - with apologies to Dr. Seuss

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
You lie & cheat & steal,
You're as tubby as a walrus, or perhaps a harbor seal, Mr. Trump,
You're a bigly bad hombre who makes really awful deals
You're a monster, Mr. Trump,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of aspartame, you’ve got Big Macs in your soul, Mr. Trump,
I wouldn't touch your “hair” with Ryan Zinke’s Secretary of the Interior personal flag pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Trump,
You really are so wrong,
Your lawyers need more lawyers, and your kids will too ere long, Mr. Trump,
The five words that best describe your Presidency are as follows, and I quote,
“Bing, bing, bing, bong, bong"
You're a foul one, Mr. Trump,
You really have some gall,
You got your stupid tariffs but you'll never get your wall, Mr. Trump,
Funny that a man with your huge appetites and ego has hands so damn small!
You're a rotter, Mr. Trump,
You scheme with Cocaine Mitch,
You show up at Helsinki and you act like Putin’s bitch, Mr. Trump,
Your Cabinet is an appalling dung heap overflowing with the most disgraceful basket of deplorable rubbish imaginable just there to self-enrich!
You nauseate me, Mr. Trump,
You're always at a loss,
You're a crooked casino failure and a low rent mafia boss, Me. Trump,
You're a bigoted, colluding, obstructing, oath breaking, traitor with emoluments sauce!

#HappyHolidays #dotard
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