Ah, gotta love those real, definitely happened conversations you have with your dad. 
Dad, how come your charisma has the force and power of a runaway freight train?
Daddy, before you go, can you tell me how your pad thai recipe combines the savoury glories of the east with a western twist the whole family's sure to love?
Papa, papa! You're known for dominating comedy with the noble largesse of a feudal lord, but I gotta ask: what workout's got you looking so hella ripped these days?
Wow. Just came in to find my son writing this, feeling so blessed to have him rn.
