Thread by @tandeka_mutebi

Why I stopped sports betting

A THREAD;

So back in August this year...my very bad friends @isingoma_mbahe @MatthewMulindwa @The_geekstar @jk_sseggane @ssuuna_rene shared multiple stories about their escapades...and I saw it as a supplementary source of income...the primary one being my weekly upkeep🤣

I started small small....got 10k...divided it into two tickets each of 5k, I lost that one, coz fucking man city lost to Lyon in the Champions League....i lost my first bet...i was so close.....i was smelling some shhhhhhmonnnneyyyyyyyy

I KnEw i had to do it again

So this time , I brought 10k and @isingoma_mbahe brought another 10....we joined our stake and came up with two tickets with the hope of sharing the wiñnings.....I think that time, United drew😑😑....so we lost that cash too....anyway...we kept losing and losng and losing

So some day came after manutd and Barca had let me down with their endless early season draws....I was so mad, I was so angry...I wanted to make my money back...so on this fateful day🤣..my boy @_nuwahereza_ in s.6 sent me around 400k on my phone to clear the balance on his suit

For Thanks giving...meanwhile poor kid was in school ( not poor poor ...like poverty..ah ah ladies..this one has money...but poor like a pity term) .....anyway...so i was angry and wanted to win big ..so i diverted 50k off the 400 to my betpawa account🤣...and I put on odd 3

Odd 3 was supposed to be a safe bet...but lo and behold...Barca felt like another draw and I lost that 50k as wellllllllllll

Gehhh....ive never been so angry in my life....my blood boiled like shit....

I was like for this next bet....the Indian shall know me by name....

He shall call me Sir Tandeka, lord of the bets, whisperer of odds, conqueror of Asiaaaaa🤣

So I got 200k

Yes😑😑😑 200 fucking thousand shillings

This is still off @_nuwahereza_ 's money meanwhile 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And I won this bet😊😊😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol lies

So I put the mitwalo abiri (200k) on a madrid win against Sevilla
Odd 1.6

I was to win 360 k🤣🤣🤣🤣

Id even already planned to take some ka chic i was confusing to mythos using my winnings the next day lol😂😂😂

.........................................by half time ladies and gentlemen

After just 45 minutes

Half time u guys😥😥😭😭

Sevilla had decided to cum all my money ...oh sorry ....@_nuwahereza_ 's money into Real De Madrid😭😭😭😭😭😭

It was 3 -0 to sevilla by half time😭

Now it gets interesting

My stupid ass was so maddddd...so incensed...i was like lemme try and recoup at least part of the 200k i lost🤣

The devil is a liar damn damn damn!!!

I put 100k on Real madrid to win 2nd half...that is to score more goals than sevilla in that half

In summary.....

Garetj fucking bale that fucking bastard missed two one on ones.....two fucking one on ones.......

Game ended 3-0 to Sevilla....

And I lost 350k.....
The next day I just decided to bet the remaining 50k on tennis and horses so I lost it all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh yes yes yes

So I picked out of my cash and went and paid for @_nuwahereza_ 's things.....

MY HEAD STILL HURTS TO THIS DAY

I Fucking gave a Patel and Rajiv somewhere free money😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭