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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi
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Starting Monday right by reading strashilki and fucked-up old Pioneer stories, for research

As someone who grew up on Edward Gorey poems I feel right at home
I should not be laughing so hard at these, but also:

“This week's assignment is Leo Tolstoy,
A long boring story that nobody enjoys.
Anna Karenina is not like John Wayne,
Chunks of Lit teacher hang from the train.”
“The children were playing corporation,
The favored game of the new generation.
“All is commodity!” declared the daughter,
Grandpa can’t afford now to pay for his water.”
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