#Tory Party 2015:
Those extremist Eurosceptics in my party need to be stopped.
I'll call a Referendum on Europe once and for all
I'm a winner, I've just won a GE no one expected & Scottish Indy campaign
I know how to win
Strong and Stable.
There will be no General Election till 2020
We will be out of the Customs Union
We will not be under ECJ rule
I'll remove your rights to live & work in EU but I'll call it a good thing because Immigrants are bad
No deal is better than a bad deal
We will have a deal with the exact same benefits as we have
The Free Trade Agreement that we will do with EU should be the easiest in human history
May: We have it, the best plan to leave the EU is.... Chequers!
Davis: Look, I know I haven't done much these last 2 years & even though I said it would be easy as pie, I'm off
Johnson: Crumbs! Is it time for me to go for leadership bid? I'm off too!
May: This is the best deal that is great for the UK and the British people.
We will have transition till 2020, where everything stays the same, only we don't have any say in any of the rules
It can be extended, once, but must be agreed by July 2020 with the EU
But we won't have a deal by then so we will need it. Because we still don't know what we want
It can only last 2 years to 2022
In 2022 if no deal - we backstop
Abiding by rules with no say
Different rules for Northern Ireland
I know I negotiated this because I'm #Brexit secretary but all that work I did, realising we are an Island and that a lot of trade goes through Dover, all excellent work, I can't support it.
Back my deal.
Remainer Tories: No
Moderate Labour: No
Labour Leavers: No
Corbyn: Is it my time yet?
Go back to the EU and renegotiate
The vote is cancelled! I have no concrete plan for what's next
I'll go back to the EU