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whatever else 2018 has been, it's been a pretty good year for going from a fairly obscure museum in south east England to a global thicc boi distributor so here are some highlights
the og

still trying to explain the unit to people in tesco checkout lines

these piglets will have long careers in the city

still wandering, still thicc

tell every 15 year old

is there life on unit

this is the ideal male body and @TwoPaddocks said so

@TwoPaddocks thank you for coming on this journey @jk_rowling

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling sorry for swearing though

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling but we will never apologise for this.

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling it's 2018 and we're still having this debate

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling the @MuseeLouvre have probably correctly stayed away ever since

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre can't imagine why

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre thanks for sending us your lazy dogs

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre oh lawd

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre it's a traditional English pastime

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre when we channeled @JamesMoir10 and @RealBobMortimer

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre @JamesMoir10 @RealBobMortimer we have a blog coming up on this so that will make 2019 worth it

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre @JamesMoir10 @RealBobMortimer we still haven't

@TwoPaddocks @jk_rowling @MuseeLouvre @JamesMoir10 @RealBobMortimer and lastly, thank you to everyone who has ever talked to us, laughed with us and accidentally got interested in hay ricks with us.

We love you all.

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hay ricks
give us a sec
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Okay, are you ready for a tale of tragedy, comedy and mice?

We have another story, and you’ll be glad you came for the ride:
(if you’ve been following us for 2+ years you’ll have heard this one already. Sue us.)
A few years ago we realised the museum was – among many other things – ‘too brown’, so we had a makeover.

As in, rip-out-the-organs-dust-down-the-bones-and-start-again makeover.
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Ok, we found something amazing and we demand you to come on a journey with us:
A lot of our offices are like this.

The usual depressing office furniture, the utilitarian bookshelves, the archive trolleys which we *definitely* don’t ride down the corridors and…
…boxes with eighteenth century diaries from Kent.

Just normal archive stuff.
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