Thread by @ComedicBizman

(A THREAD)

47 Practical Things I've Learned Which Made Me Happier, Richer, Smarter Or All Of The Above:

1. Drink water first thing after waking up.
2. Keep phone on 'Do-Not-Disturb' mode. Always.
3. Meditate. It wire rewire your brain.

4. No one cares about you.
5. People care about how you make them feel and what you can do for them.
6. Everyone desires to feel important. Unmet need in most people. Applying this alone can make you rich beyond belief.
7. Don't chase the future. Pull future into the present.

8. Gratitude makes you happier.
9. Money is the greatest persuader in the world.
10. Race is a man-made construct.
11. Visualizing your ideal life makes it come faster.
12. Magic is real.
13. People want want they can't have. Give them a small taste. Then take it away.

14. One consciousness: If I hurt you, I'm hurting me.
15. Don't die where you were born. Travel.
16. College turns you into a robot.
17. Experiences beat possessions.
18. Want $? Play to ego.
19. Stress comes from giving too many fucks, but some fucks are necessary.

20. Study the basics of red pill, but hug your mother.
21. Life is controlled by our models of reality and daily systems. Change one. Change life.
22. Growing old is the best possible outcome. Don't fight it.
23. Everything you use was made by people no smarter than you.

24. The harder you work, the less money you make (not a typo)
25. Don't take Tylenol to numb your hangover.
26. Speaking of hangovers, drink vodka soda lime.
27. If you hear something too many times, don't ignore it.
28. Business = trust. Trust = glass. Once breaks, it's gone

29. You are nature.
30. Either you're growing or dying. If you have to wonder, you're dying.
31. Life is psychology. People who win, apply psychology.
32. Your wealth increases as your value increases.
33. Give roses before funerals.
34. Only purple cows get remembered.

35. I don't know anything.
36. In the end, you get what you deserve. Want more? Deserve more.
37. Journalling allows you to see and terminate destructive patterns in thought. Journal often. Review even more often.
38. Everything depends on your self image.

39. Time is an illusion. Death is an adventure.
40. Keep a book full of stories. These stories will tell the ultimate story of your life.
41. Create 2 to-do lists. Maintenance and growth.
42. Nothing matters. Everything matters.

43. Feed your subconscious images of who you want to be.
44. Eliminate resistance if you want to persuade the world to your will.
45. Measure not just money made, but how many laughs you had.
46. Lift.
47. Reading BS self-help stuff like this is (usually) a waste of time.

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