so i landed in vietnam 2 days ago, ive only just started taking pictures.... here’s a thread 😂
i jumped on a bike with some nutter named ‘yung’, he’s been showing me the city and now my best pal 
so we been thrashing round for a couple hours like a mental cunt
the pricks been feeding me jelly fish. tastes like shit but i eat it cuz i’m polite as fuck
hope he’s ok to drive us back
so now i’m drinking with the owner. how the fuck this happen 😂😂
so apparently he’s ok to drive :\
i’m at his gaff now, just met his family..... this is getting surreal
so this old guy loves me. apparently i’m goin up in the hills tomorrow to a village where he used to live to meet his family.... seems like a great idea
lad thinks he’s funny nicking my hat.....cunt’s pissed out his head
so we spotted his mate across the road, you guessed it.... he’s now drinking with us.... hope i’m not footing the bill for these 60p pints
LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS
this may be the weirdest new years yet
oh sweet angel, how i’ve missed you
Annnnnnd..... we’re back on track
CORRECTION! WE’RE NOW HEADING THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE FREEWAY!
it’s chill
we’ve had to stop off for some bread, fuck knows why as the queues a fucking mile long out the shop, this best be good.
THE BEST sarnie i’ve ever had. lads done well here. can’t fault him on this one.... think he needs it to soak up the 15 pints he’s drank
so if it wasn’t for the notifications i wouldn’t of woke up, i was suppose to meet the main man an hour ago. best get changed, new year in an hour
i’ve never seen traffic like this. absolute carnage.... EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF! HAHAHA
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM VIETNAM!..... Currently celebrating the fact i’m not dead yet
i’m back with the lads. LETS GET FUCKING PISSED UP!
sit meself down to a right fucking feast. beers flowing.
who the fuck does he think he is?!! 😂😂😂
apparently i look like tom cruise.... to be fair i can see where they’re coming from. (to clarify, they’re not my shades)
fucking hell, the fuck am i doing 😂
eh up soft lad. got a trouble maker.
bucket a fucking snails anybody?
fucking loving them..... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
the bar owner wanted a picture. god knows why. thought i’d share it
so i ended up in a drinking competition with this old fart.... 4 cans on the trott i wipe the floor with him.... maybe he thinks i’m american
you’ll be happy to know i’m back on the bike so i’ll be safe and sound
at young’s home now.... actually quite humbling. so friendly to me.
we go bar. we drink more beer.
WE DRIVE ON THE PATH CUZ WE DO WHAT WE LIKE
HELLO TWITTER!!!! 😂😂😂😂😊😂
in the absolute drunken state i was in last night i thought it would be a good idea to book a flight.......
..... this was not a good idea at all and i hate drunk me right now. This is possibly the worst hangover i’ve ever had, i’m running on 2 hours sleep and i think i’m gonna puke
i have finally arrived. here’s the pad. it’s nicer than my own house
feels nice to be out of the madness in the city..... think i might take it easy for a few days.
JOKES!!!! i’m on fucking holidays!!!
let’s see what’s down here shall i
not a fuckin lot is the answer
wonder where i’ll end up 😂🤷🏻♂️
i’ve woken up really early today. like 5am early. going to have a few cups of tea then head out
i’m about to take the worlds longest cable car. don’t really know what’s at the other end but the views should be amazing.....
quite simply stunning.... the pictures don’t really do it justice how beautiful the views are. the trip takes around 20 minutes.
beef noodle soup for lunch.... currently googling ‘how to use chop sticks’ because i’m retarded
it’s absolutly fucking pissing down today. i hope my flight isn’t delayed later
i swear to god the coffee is 10 times stronger than back home, it literally gives me the shakes... and the shits.
my second flight is delayed and i’m stuck in the airport for 3.5 hours. Do i....
i’m at the crazy house
yo what the fuck, am i tripping here or what
i think those mushrooms i had for breakfast were magic
i think i maybe in a cartoon yano
seriously tho, who decides to paint the fucking hand rails. fuck sake
health and safety gone fuckin mental
taken the alpine coaster down the mountain, think i need a go-pro incase i fly off the edge
and this is where i’ve ended up.....
it’s fucking sick
ok let’s get the fuck outta here
these lovely folk just stopped me and asked if they could have a picture HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂 what the fuck man, as if i’m a celebrity or summat HAHAHA
so i came to this bar as i heard the music was good. to be fair, the fuckers can play their instruments
i ended up drinking with the band.... as you do
but the boring fuckers wouldn’t come on a sesh, so i left and brought some street cans............
..... and ended up on the side of the street drinking rice whisky with these crazy fuckers 😂😂😂
