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He looks like the villain in a bad Miami Vice reboot.
This dude looks like he’s really sizing up the prostitute he’s about to murder.
He looks like the guy who shows up to sell you a kidney at 2:00 am.
I kid, but I’m happy for George and his recent marriage to whatever his Russian handler’s name is. The happy couple is registered at Bed Bath & Beyond and the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I love that a major figure in an international espionage case is some normie dumbass who updates us with #NewProfilePic and who found out his wife hates him because she forgot to log out of her account when trashing him. Online Watergate rules.
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Social Media Analysis of the race for #Miami's easternmost #FL27 Congressional district which has five Democrats vying to be the nominee (and presumptive front-runner) to replace Ileana Ros-Lehtinen.

I used @crowdtangle to analyze all 5 candidates last 3 months.
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I would like to say something about the #Miami MLS proposal.

Firstly, forget the merits, there's a big problem.

The process.

I do not trust it.

Residents must make a final decision on a complex multi-million dollar real estate transaction.

1/
Thus far, the @MiamiHerald's @joeflech was stonewalled when requesting the public records to report on it during the last month.

The vote is Thursday.

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