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Oilers News conference:
"Elon Musk has bought the team and taking them to another dimension."
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"Elon Musk has bought the team and taking them to another dimension."
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"Hello, new employees of #SpaceX. As part of a new player and management bonding trip, you will get to fly on the Falcon, our great spaceship. No, no, Connor, you stay here with me at the controls. Bon voyage, Chia et al."
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McDavid proceeds to push THE button Elon tells him that sends the entire Oilers organization to Pluto, minus McDavid. Musk relocates Edmonton to Houston.
"Houston, we no longer have a problem."
Ladies and gentleman, your NHL Houston Oilers...
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"Houston, we no longer have a problem."
Ladies and gentleman, your NHL Houston Oilers...
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Peter Chiarelli reassignment:
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