Thread by @sallutephilipe

So far Muellercore is a little more normal than Q music, but that in itself is kind of weird? If the rest of your youtube channel is you yelling at city council meetings while wearing goggles I'll give you a pass but these girls should know better

I think this is the best of the three different takes on "Mueller Baby" I've found, but I'll post them all and let you decide

What makes people this way?

lot of Mueller christmas carols

quite a lot

this fucking generation man...

this woman is seriously horny for Mueller

"In Robert Mueller, and God we trust"
seriously people...

This one's kind of forgettable except now I'm listening to Allan Sherman

more christmas carols

Finally someone who just gets real fuckin weird with it

Again with the christmas carols. Loving that old man in the corner though, that guy is a mood

Anti-Mueller music is *also* hung up on christmas because why not none of this makes any sense anyway

pro-FBI hip hop is so viscerally unsettling

Local Woman Still Horny For Robert Mueller

I'm gonna hate this aren't I?

spoiler: this woman is horny for Bob Mueller too

jfc why are people applauding for this what's wrong with this earth

I'll give you three guesses who this woman is horny for:

The more I see of him the more I'm obsessed with the corner piano man

Again with the christmas music

I already hated christmas in general so this is like my own personal hell

The apparently ubiquitous inspiration "a version of "Santa Baby" but about Robert Mueller" probably says a lot about the state of #resistance politics

ok so Robert Mueller's place in the zeitgeist is basically horny moms who had a little too much wine after wrapping the christmas presents and flipped on CNN

that might be it for Mueller music? Unless this guy breaks out some rhymes

just kidding here's some real weirdness

If you're wondering what kind of band makes Mueller Music...

So this is anti-Mueller but I'm going to throw it in here because nobody else is going to watch it

science was a mistake

wow what a shock a robert mueller christmas song I never would have guessed

maybe spend more time accomplishing things and less time literally wishing your problems would be solved for you by an old man you mythologize

It's pathological isn't it?

These guys have a whole lazy album but it's kind of weird and at least doesn't appear to be about Christmas at all

my pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world