Thread by @sallutephilipe

Man I've been behind on QAnon music

Confident title, questionable execution

Even in #QAnon world it's mediocre trash that gets popular

I kind of like the opening, like if I were into authoritarian political repression *and* cocaine I'd probably get down to it. But then it kind of slows down and just sounds like something you'd find on a christian pop album

This is just fucking trash in every way. It's somehow a vertical iphone video, even though it's just a slideshow of trump memes. I don't even know how I would do that if I wanted to. Also the song is dumb

Musically good imo, I'm too distracted by the next song already to even think of what to say here omg it's so weird

Acapella
QAnon
Christmas Carol
holy shit

All those times I stopped to put in earplugs before grinding steel was a waste

Yeah I'm down with this one

This one's kind of like if robots formed a reggae band
and also they were into pizzagate

ok this robot song got kinda ominous

The robot song was posted on January 10th, 2018 btw, like, a month and a half after Q started posting

pretty sure this isn't about QAnon but I had to check to make sure there isn't a random WWG1WGA thrown in there.

So this isn't an original work or even a parody, but I think it's adorable they took the time to write this description

Super good that our collective grandparents are hanging out with this crowd

"non-violent research movement"

not gonna lie there was a bit of a moment where I was like "oh no is Andre 3000 a Q guy now?"

I don't want to judge before all the results are in but I feel able to say with a very high degree of confidence this is the whitest #QAnon themed rap song
(oh my god as I was typing this a british guy started rapping the next verse)

patriot's soapbox 24/7 lofi hip hop radio - beats to research/overthrow the deep state to

Bit of a tangent here, this song doesn't seem to have anything to do with #QAnon other than the general 4chan shitlord culture common in Q circles, I think they just stuck "QANON" in the title to try to sucker people in

Suck them in to what you ask? Why a Pepe-themed version of the Pokemon anime intro complete with a rewritten song, to promote the launch of a pepe-themed cryptocurrency

https://twitter.com/sallutephilipe/status/1086127351254134784

Gotta run some errands for my aunt I'll try to pick this up later if I don't drive my car into a rock quarry first

First time I've encountered #QPunk
(Crossing my fingers for #QFunk)
This is genuinely good and makes me miss when you could smoke in bars if that makes any sense

*endless screaming*

I shouldn't have made a joke this is messed up to think about and you should watch/listen to that to see why

https://twitter.com/sallutephilipe/status/1086441313246068737

Also this guy's youtube channel is interesting because unlike a lot of Q channels he didn't make a channel specifically for QAnon/conspiracy stuff and you can see the moment when things change

https://twitter.com/sallutephilipe/status/1086438110571962368

So you know, that's cool. I'm sure everyone in his life will be totally cool with hearing about the deep state pedophile conspiracy all the time and everything will be fine there

(fml I have like thirty tabs of Q songs open and I lost track of where I was)

This is the American Pie of #QAnon

I feel like I say this a lot, and really life is just an endless string of escalating superlative, but *this shit right here?*
this is the weirdest fucking shit I've ever seen

and having said that, here's Q-Devo with a surprisingly nuanced, skeptical examination of QAnon in song

@Debradelai sir I don't know if you were aware you'd received a proper hiphop shoutout here. I feel like, if it were me, I'd want to know

I wish this guy sounded as much like Jimmy Buffett Q Guy as he looks like Jimmy Buffett Q Guy.
I kind of feel like he's ripping off another song here but I'm not sure

that last video was posted 5/22/18 for reference

Gloomy industrial Q music, for goth Q's (Qoths?)

I'm really hoping for some 70's QAnon prog rock more than anything

I want Supper's Ready but all that weird shit they're saying is about benghazi and walnut sauce instead of whatever the hell that song is about

messed up the threading somehow but keep reading here if you want to melt your brain into a puddle!

https://twitter.com/sallutephilipe/status/1086370384327442438

Don't worry Dr. Corsi even if you go to prison your voice will live in on immortality through T R U M P W A V E
(Apparently T R U M P W A V E is McCarthyist jfc how is this real life?)

Getting kind of a Biz Markey vibe here, but to be fair I think I only know the one Biz Markey song. I kind of dig it though

Thanks to the guy who DMed me this I forgot your name but yeah if anybody has Q songs send them my way
submerge me in this nightmare ectoplasm

This seems highly derivative of Weird Al's "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder", but I give them a lot of credit to not take the obvious inspiration porn angle most QAnon songs take

Plus you just know one of these guys' kids helped them make this and I really wonder what their take is on all of this

A lot of people's engagement with QAnon that I see gets hung up on the question of like, "how dumb do you have to be to believe this?"/"wow scary to think that people are walking around believing all this!" but I think that's the wrong angle

What's scary is this many people are in a state that they'll grab hold of Q as a framework to make sense of the world and as something to believe in. People don't do this for no reason. People aren't this way unless deep down they're scared and unsure

I dig the incorporation of stomps to mix things up a little, and writing specifically to be sung-along by a group was a good move. Well done, Riverwest Q-guy

😏

In an interesting twist, there's an instrument called variously the Qanoon, Qanun, Kanun and even sometimes the Qanon, but apparently Qanon is the way it's transliterated from (((Hebrew))). Was #QAnon an IDF psy-op all along? Is Q secretly an ethnonat?

idk but I'm loving this and how great would it be if the Q crowd accidentally got really into traditional middle eastern/western asian folk music instead of just Q songs and Imagine Dragons

oh shit I thought that song was over but it was just a quiet part, seriously @usembarmenia , folk music game 💯💯 this is beautiful

never gonna top the title for this one so why even bother

I started drinking a while ago because *gestures vaguely at trail of previous tweets* so I didn't actually catch if the song itself is QAnon related

yo, #QAnon parody songwriters:
"They Come To Snuff The Qster"
you're welcome

I haven't talked about this for, but it's always seemed deeply strange to me that there aren't more Rush fans into QAnon

Also if Q gets Geddy Lee I'm gonna be *pissed*

If you were listening to that Q reggae before but thought "hmmm I would like this better if it weren't robots" don't worry I've got you covered

I just realized I've literally become like "oh yeah, that band's pretty cool, me, I'm mostly into music produced by the hive mind adherents of a theo-political mass delusion, you've probably never heard of them"

and you know what

yeah

I'm judging you

Another from the last guy. Sitting here wondering if "Stormy" is just a coincidence or if this is a song pining for The Storm to restore the long lost american dream, disguised as a ballad of one man's longing for his lost lover.

You ever look at things online and wonder what possessed people to make it?
This one's less than three minutes, and she just used an existing song. There's not *that* much work going into it tbh. But this woman only has 441 subscribers

There's something deeply human and relatable in the little things people do to try to express themselves rather than to please an audience

QANON BANJO MUSIC YESSSSSSS

Even though resonator banjos are not real banjos also "Godfather III is hiding secret clues" wtf

"The Terminator/Is A True Story"

strong opening line, I'm here for it

"The AI robot swarm is gonna kill you/pull the plug right now if you want your kids to live
AI robot swarm is gonna kill you/I heard sophia say so much herself
I don't trust Alexa, she's been giggling/like she knows something we don't know"

strong Ghost Mice vibes from this machete-testing Q-believing middle aged man

I knew I shouldn't have tempted fate earlier by saying I'd found the whitest QAnon rap song

I'm literally dancing to this right now

current status

this guy just dropped "we've got them by the ca-balls" 🙌🙌

Awwww yeah he made another rap

An episode of The Twilight Zone where I jokingly hype myself up into deciding to listen to Q music until I stop finding more, realizing too late to my horror that it never stops

totally called it (also I think this is using footage from a pokemon game for some reason? what does Moltres have to do with Q?)

https://twitter.com/sallutephilipe/status/1086479204630384650

This guy apparently has a whole Q album

If anyone wants to buy it:
itunes.apple.com/us/album/caisp…

If you didn't like the other QAnon-themed christmas carol you've got options!

idk if this guy thinks Trump was secretly in Pink Floyd? Or Roger Waters is Q?

need another beer

This is an entire rap about taking a bath? They just put hillary clinton's face over it for some reason I can't even begin to imagine

I just want it all to be over, but Q-Rage Against The Machine had other plans

And still it continues

blah blah the devil's going to eat your children this song is dull and just a retread of half a dozen QAnon raps I've already heard tbh

oh we still going

look at this poser, "first Q song ever recorded" my ass this didn't drop until Dec. 2018

is this real?

We might be just about at the end here

(unless I buy that guy's Q album that is)

Who am I kidding here

Came across another Q song, the first instance of Q Metal I’ve seen, which in retrospect seems really surprising

I’m not even looking for new Q music I was just trying to find one I’d already listened to but I keep finding more

I’ve consumed so much Q content that my YouTube recommendations are mostly Q stuff now. Which, incidentally, is exactly what would happen to someone who searches for #QAnon out of curiosity and ends up watching a bunch of videos to see if it could really be true

YouTube knows you watch videos about Q, it wants you watching, so it offers you more Q videos. And with enough of a sample it’s going to learn which videos work best at keeping you watching. Somebody who spends lots of time on YouTube, like say...

...someone without a lot of strong social connections, is now spending that time surrounded by Q preachers telling them that they can be part of the special few if they accept the truth of QAnon

Which is probably bad but what do I know, anyway this all started because I found yet another Q song while trying to find the one I was first looking for

Yet another new #QAnon song for all to enjoy

Have to skip to about 3:45 but this guy straight raps a Q drop

Love the 80’s ballad music video in this one

Every Rose has its thorn/just like every drop has its disinfo

No idea how to describe this one though

Think I’m at 58 Q songs now that I’ve cataloged, though one guy deleted his vids between when I first noticed it last weekend and when I came back to listen again yesterday