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My fellow Americans.
Today I speak to you, not as your superior, but as a regular. We must look past our differences to our similars. Solutions that help, not the bad stuff. Cupcakes. Football for all to see. Growth. Incentives. And so on.
America. Put your hands on the screen.
Today I speak to you, not as your superior, but as a regular. We must look past our differences to our similars. Solutions that help, not the bad stuff. Cupcakes. Football for all to see. Growth. Incentives. And so on.
America. Put your hands on the screen.
Americans don’t want the same old partisan fighting. Americans don’t want finger-pointing. Especially not at me.
#VoteGoat2020
Goat: Everything’s Broken But It’s Nobody’s Fault
#VoteGoat2020
Goat: Everything’s Broken But It’s Nobody’s Fault
America is bold and free and future. I want to share my vision of a Me leading you out of an uncertain Now into a Then full of Something.
“Something” what? It’s a secret. But it’s deep-fried.
“Something” what? It’s a secret. But it’s deep-fried.
I promise every American a sharknado.
I ALSO promise every sharknado an American.
Gotta hear both sides.
Gotta hear both sides.
