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Meanwhile in India, hip-hop music.
UNIMPORTANT THREAD ABOUT 2 INDIAN MUSIC VIDEOS 😀
UNIMPORTANT THREAD ABOUT 2 INDIAN MUSIC VIDEOS 😀
First up:
NAME OF SONG: 'Cadillac'
Number of cars in video: 3 🚗🚘🏎️
Number of these cars which are Cadillacs: If you guessed 1, 2, or 3, I have bad news for you
NAME OF SONG: 'Cadillac'
Number of cars in video: 3 🚗🚘🏎️
Number of these cars which are Cadillacs: If you guessed 1, 2, or 3, I have bad news for you
SINGER: Simranjeet
To establish his fashion cred, he has dug up a tracksuit that features thunderbirds and the word BOY all over it. It is perhaps lost on him that the classic Thunderbird is a perfectly respectable funky car, but it's a Ford. SO CLOSE 😆
To establish his fashion cred, he has dug up a tracksuit that features thunderbirds and the word BOY all over it. It is perhaps lost on him that the classic Thunderbird is a perfectly respectable funky car, but it's a Ford. SO CLOSE 😆
SETTING: Part of the video is actually visually pretty nice, with him standing on top of a car dressed in white, with subtly colored lighting. They filled the car with mist, so it looks kind of cool and kind of like he's having serious car trouble ☁️
POSSE: Two more stocky guys and 4 chicks who look like they were rented for $5 apiece from a Russian guy. They show about $5 worth of interest in the entire proceeding
Second video:
NAME OF SONG: 'Unglich Ring Daal De'
I can't really get Google Translate to work on this one, but I'm 💯 sure it means "Put A Ring On It"
NAME OF SONG: 'Unglich Ring Daal De'
I can't really get Google Translate to work on this one, but I'm 💯 sure it means "Put A Ring On It"
SINGER: Jyotica Tangri, but for whatever reason she's not in the video. They cast a chick named Nidhhi Agarwal instead. Maybe Jyotica isn't into dancing or something. 🤷🏾♀️
SETTING: Party. Very wedding-reception-y if it was America, but I don't know. She and her girls meet up, the Mindy Kaling one makes it known that they totally should hit the dance floor, and darned if a hot dude with a hip scruffy beard doesn't give Nidhhi the eye.
PLOT: Hot Scruff has his boys with him, and they do a little dancing too. The posses mingle and dance all evening. She had on this huge ring at the beginning, but then she did all those cool hand moves, and didn't realize she lost it . . . you can take it from there 🤔😘
POSSE: Hot Scruff and his posse are wearing traditional outfits, but with blazers even Bruno Mars couldn't pull off, and you know as well as I do that Bruno Mars can wear whatever he darn well wants. This supports my theory that Indian guys are (somehow) massive Guidos.
That's all I wrote for tonight. Catch ya next time I see some wack-a-doodle video I feel compelled to thread for the public benefit 😜
