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Now that Mahomes has won #MVP, I'm going to start sharing some of my favorite Mahomes Slander that I've been saving up since he was drafted on 4/27/17.

We'll start the thread with this one:
Cian - 😂😂😂
This man hosts the pre and post game #Chiefs show on 610.
Not about Mahomes, but still worth sharing.
Here's a fun exchange.

FYI - 2 photos in this one
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I checked back.
As you wish.
Everyone searching through their old tweets for their own Mahomes takes.
So much sodium in these tweets.
This one's still fresh.

Keep moving the goal posts.
2 photos
"Pat Mahomes...was a 4th rounder at best"
There just wasn't enough Teej on this thread.

Let's be real for a second:

Everyone is wrong pretty often, tbh; myself very much included.

Is this thread petty? - Absolutely it is.

Is it entertaining? - It was to me. And that's why I did it. I'm glad so many have told me they enjoyed it as well.
My reason for it:

Mahomes was the best QB prospect I'd ever seen (and probably ever will see). When the #Chiefs drafted him, I nearly lost my mind with excitement. His talent was so other-worldly and obvious that it astonished me that not everyone could see it.
I was made fun of for nearly 2 years in group chats with friends about how much I loved Mahomes. I couldn't wait for him to show everyone what was so clear to me.
I was so confident he'd make naysayers look silly someday, that I started screenshotting any negativity towards him once he became a member of #ChiefsKingdom.
For those wondering how long this took - not that long really. Honestly, how long does it really take to screenshot something and save it to an album called #MahomesSlander? I've been gradually working on it for nearly 2 years.
Anyway, my plan is to keep adding to this thread over the next two decades as Mahomes continues shattering NFL records.

If you find cold Mahomes takes that I may have missed, please feel free to share them here, as many of you have already done (thank you).
One last thing:

I really am wrong a lot too. I'm not just trying to throw stones while living in a glass house.

Just admit mistakes and move on.

I don't mean any of this to be malicious in any way...

...except towards Cian and Teej - those guys are legit the worst.

Aaaand back to the action.
This belongs here.
Trey submitted this himself.
Cocaine's a helluva drug, Micah.
It was inevitable.
Him = Mahomes
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