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And when you notice, nobody has bothered asking Theresa May what she was up to. In three years. No journalist, no MP, nobody.
We've become so stagnant now that the limit of interrogative journalism is to ask about the technical merits of this or that policy, but never the fucking motive in the first place.
We've got hundreds of journalists in this country. Thousands. And in three years none of them have bothered asking Theresa May what the fuck is it she's trying to achieve.
Eventually I got so angry waiting for anyone to ask what she was trying to do that I decided to see if I could work it out for myself. And it was surprisingly easy.
From everything that was freely available it was obvious that Theresa May's intention was never to leave the European Union but to misuse the Article 50 process to deceive the European Union into a treaty renegotiation.
And I figured that out three years ago without ever interviewing a politician, with never even meeting an MP in real life.
With no insider knowledge whatsoever, that was how easy it was to work out what she was doing.
With no insider knowledge whatsoever, that was how easy it was to work out what she was doing.
As soon as you figured out that Brexit was nothing more than Theresa May's moronic phantogram, we knew right then that the whole thing was going to come to nothing.
Because Europe was never going to provide a new treaty within the exit process.
Because Europe was never going to provide a new treaty within the exit process.
And for three years I've been watching English journalism chase itself up its own parochial arse.
It has never registered with anybody what's going on. People still think it's about the management and administration of Brexit. It's like a nation of twats, honestly.
It has never registered with anybody what's going on. People still think it's about the management and administration of Brexit. It's like a nation of twats, honestly.
It has never been about the means and administration of Brexit.
This is about Theresa May trying to misuse Article 50 to scam a treaty renegotiation, getting wild out of her depth, coming up with increasingly demented schemes before finally resigning in failure.
This is about Theresa May trying to misuse Article 50 to scam a treaty renegotiation, getting wild out of her depth, coming up with increasingly demented schemes before finally resigning in failure.
And it was that easy to work it out that I figured out all this over two years ago.
The Prime Minister misusing an international treaty with fraudulent intent, and getting herself bitten on the backside.
The Prime Minister misusing an international treaty with fraudulent intent, and getting herself bitten on the backside.
THAT is the story. Misusing an international treaty and driving the country into a fucking brick wall because she didn't know what she was doing and nobody bothered to ask.
Except me.
Except me.
And this is the reason Theresa May is going to resign.
She wanted a new treaty, she's not going to get one, and she has got absolutely no fucking idea what to do next because never once did it enter her head that Europe might prove stronger than she was.
She wanted a new treaty, she's not going to get one, and she has got absolutely no fucking idea what to do next because never once did it enter her head that Europe might prove stronger than she was.
All we're waiting for now is the wounded pride of puffed up Brexiteers who thought they could play in the big pool and got themselves bitten.
