Thread by @Caudlewag

Farm Yeen BF thread for @FLazuli

Your hyena boyfriend works at the farmer's market. You met while looking for unique fruit to sell. His stand has vibrant plants the likes of which you've never seen. Leaves seem to perk at his touch and his wares are always sweet.

@FLazuli Your hyena boyfriend has a southern drawl to his voice. It lays heavy on the vowels of his words, and he's quite shy of it. You however, love the way he talks, and ask him to read passages from the books he keeps in his overalls. You lay your head in his lap and listen.

@FLazuli Your hyena boyfriend is strong. Tilling the fields and working the land as seen to that. His pads are slightly rough, big meaty things placed along enormous paws. You sit in his lap and play with them sometimes, before they gently cradle you.

@FLazuli Your hyena boyfriend loves to eat. Because of this, despite his strength, he has a bit of a gut. He makes large banquets of food fresh from the fields. Sometimes he goes too hard, and asks you to rub his gurgling tummy. You press softly and gently as he rumbles.

@FLazuli Your hyena boyfriend is a bit literal. Occasionally turns of phrase fly over his head, or he falls for the simple tricks of others at the market. He worries you think he's dumb, but you take his large head in your hands, and kiss his forehead, to say he has a beautiful brain.

@FLazuli Your hyena boyfriend can bite through chains. You've seen it on the farm. His teeth are sharp and his jaws are strong. Despite this, you don't think there's anyone on earth with a gentler smile.

@FLazuli Your Hyena Boyfriend makes you beasts sized portions for breakfast, pancakes the size of serving trays and omelets like folded blankets. Farm boys know how to feed their guests, he says, but he adds, later, that the bit of belly you're getting is pretty cute too.

@FLazuli Your hyena boyfriend says he used to like plants more than people. Plants are simple, you water them, care for them and they grow. Today, however, he says he likes you more than anything, and that you're so wonderfully, beautifully complicated.

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