Here's a conversation I had 50 times today:

"Make my cookie recipe."

"There is no recipe, it's just a piece of paper that says "make good cookies.""

"It starts a conversation. It's about providing a framework for which we will eventually make good cookies."
"Didn't you just say we have five minutes before we starve to death."

"We do, which is why it's important we accept this cookie plan so we can get started on the conversation to make cookies eventually. Why are you pro-starvation?"
"I have a poll that shows everyone wants these cookies."

"This poll asked "do you like awesome cookies which you can't get fat from.""
"Do you have a recipe for better cookies?"

"I mean yeah I can just say "better cookies than these ones" and I wouldn't need more than that."

"I'm starting to think you don't get how baking works. It starts by generating buzz."
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