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My wife is currently nursing a hummingbird back from a window crash, because she’s a crazy-ass angel 
Ima start calling her Florence Hummingbird
Mrs B (artist's rendering)
Okay now she has rigged up some sort of hummingbird IV sugar drip apparatus and now I’m worried she may be taking this a bit too far
Not a photoshop: hummingbird M*A*S*H* tent
Oh sure, when a hummingbird stumbles into the window it's the Intensive Care Unit at Cedars Sinai, but when Ol' Dave does the same thing it's Rolling Pin City
It’s a miracle. cc: Nobel Medicine Committee
Me: very proud of you
Wife: I’m just... winging it
Me:
Wife:
Me: leave the comedy to me
Wife: I’m just... winging it
Me:
Wife:
Me: leave the comedy to me
Me: I'm live-tweeting this, and now... wella wella everybody's heard about the bird
Wife:
Me: bird bird bird the bird is the word
Wife:
Me:
Wife: whatever you say, Mister Internet Comedian
Wife:
Me: bird bird bird the bird is the word
Wife:
Me:
Wife: whatever you say, Mister Internet Comedian
Operation Hummingbird update
AM hummingbird update: wife took little dude outside for some touch & go takeoffs and he ran out of steam, so recuperation continues. I have named him Gibson
I can also report that Gibson's gastrointestinal tract is fully functional
geez, sorry for informing you of cute animal facts overlooked in Disney cartoons
just keepin' it real, so that my Twitter street cred isn't ruined by too much upbeat heartwarming hummingbird sweetness
Simple sugar solution from my bar. I agreed to sacrifice 1/20th of an Old Fashioned to save the life of this woodland creature, because I am a saint that way
Hummingbird update: wife is now transporting Gibson to Austin Wildlife Rescue, where we hope he will make a full recovery. Details at 11
Oh crap I forgot to cash in on this
Please give generously to the Dave Burge School For Hummingbirds Who Can't Fly Good and Would Like To Learn To Pollinate Good Too
Final hummingbird update: Austin Wildlife Rescue says Gibson looks fine, should experience a full recovery soon. Thumbs up, lil' fella
