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All you corrupt fuckers have kids. And you’re leaving them a shithole country in your wake. Like the Russian Mafia State.
Shame on you.
And you intellectually incurious pundits-Laughing while Rome burns. Leaving the ashes for your own non-oligarch children to clean up.
Shame on you.
And you intellectually incurious pundits-Laughing while Rome burns. Leaving the ashes for your own non-oligarch children to clean up.
Your kids will scavenge off the leavings of the uber-wealthy.
They’ll be grateful for scraps.
They’ll be grateful for scraps.
No spots at Yale for little Susie. Sorry they’ve all been bought.
No chance of having a doctor for a son, all those medical school spots have been purchased too.
Oh did you want the best doctor to treat your kid with brain cancer? Sorry, we’ve moved to a wealth-based system
No chance of having a doctor for a son, all those medical school spots have been purchased too.
Oh did you want the best doctor to treat your kid with brain cancer? Sorry, we’ve moved to a wealth-based system
where 1) only children of the wealthy can ever dream of buying their way into Med school and 2) sorry but no health insurance anymore so good luck paying for treatments on the scraps the oligarchs left for you.
Did you want a long healthy life? Sorry we have no federal regulators anymore, maybe you can die of drinking what you think is bourbon, but is really bath lotion. rferl.org/a/russia-tries…
Hungry? Think twice about that salad, it might have E. coli but we got rid of @FDArecalls so no way to know-go risk your life on that romaine lettuce if you’re up for it.
Oh did you want to drive to Hoboken from Manhattan? We sold the Lincoln Tunnel to the Chinese, and they decided to do a round of cost cutting so it's kind of flooding. but only just a bit. It'll be fine, as long as you leave right. now.
Need to drive across the country to see your dying mother? good luck. Because some gas stations have been diluting gasoline with water, so you may just be running on fumes. And we sold off all the interstates to the highest bidder so bring cash because the tolls are whatever they
want them to be that day.
Bring several spare tires and tools because the roads haven't been patched in a decade. in some spots, the rebar is poking through the concrete. it'll be fine, just be careful.
There are roving bands of thieves so you may want to bring your personal
Bring several spare tires and tools because the roads haven't been patched in a decade. in some spots, the rebar is poking through the concrete. it'll be fine, just be careful.
There are roving bands of thieves so you may want to bring your personal
bodyguard, oh you can't afford one? ok well you'll be okay, just lock your car doors.
Whatever you do, don't get into a car accident because we did away with 911 as a system, who needs it anyways, and we disbanded all the fire departments and police forces and there are no more public hospitals so it's not like an ambulance (if there were any) could take you
anywhere for help.
Speaking of cash, we closed the FDIC so you should just carry all your money with you in gold bar form since it's not safe in the bank.
Speaking of cash, we closed the FDIC so you should just carry all your money with you in gold bar form since it's not safe in the bank.
And i mean if you ever want to buy a house, you'll have to save a lot in advance, we no longer regulate the mortgage market, so lenders can charge whatever the fuck they want. 40% interest a year? Sure! Why the hell not!
and don't even THINK of trying to live in a neighborhood where you aren't wanted, we got rid of all of the anti-discrimination laws because "fair housing" wasn't fair to the companies that own swaths of houses stolen from people after the 2008 housing market crisis.
I don't have kids so what's it to me if yours suffer, you fucking traitors?
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