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1/ Welcome to Tuesday in the independent republic of Brexitlandia
2/ What a monumental fuck up the UK is making of taking back control
3/ @theresa_may continues to press ahead with delivering something that will make the UK worse off despite her own warnings and all the rampant cheating and general criminality of Vote Leave and Leave EU
4/ The @ElectoralCommUK confirmed to @JolyonMaugham that other electoral breaches may have taken place but frankly they cannot be arsed to do their job
5/ Having voted down the Turd in a Straight Jacket that is the withdrawal agreement, MPs yesterday had the chance to show what they really really want, zig a zig ah
6/ John Bercow whose surname may only now be pronounced in the comic style KERPOW!!! was quite sensible in selecting the proposals
7/ BERCOW!!! ignored the managed no deal proposal aka The Arse Gruel Motion and selected the following: Customs only, Common Market 2.0, People’s Vote and Revocation
8/ But then MPs collapsed into a spate of screaming at each other for the need for compromise but without any major group dealing do so
9/ The Government continued to lead by example by rejecting any ideas they have not thought of and which may help the common man
10/ Labour despite being against no deal did not support @joannaccherry’s effort to take no deal off the table because someone from the SNP looked at @jeremycorbyn ‘s courgettes the wrong way in 1976
12/ The Lib Dem’s decided not to vote on any compromises but failed to produce any of their own which proves the were right to take the moral high ground or some shit
13/ The SNP did not vote for the customs union because they don’t hate foreigners but they do hate Ken Clarke because he is a Tory
15/ The Independent Group who resigned from their old parties to get past all the infighting and party politics did not vote for Common Market 2.0 because that would involve building consensus across parties
16/ Meanwhile @eucopresident realises the UK is in a while and offered @theresa_may help in case she would like a referendum to fix this mess
17/ No doubt that offer will be rejected on the basis it is not acceptable to let the public decide its own future
18/ After all why should the public get a vote. They had one 3 years ago and since then May’s deal has been rejected 3 times, and Parliament has failed to find a consensus on 12 other options that takes the UK forward. SUCK IT UP PEOPLE
19/ Parliament has one more chance tomorrow to try and find a solution. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮
20/ The casual reader may wonder why Brexit is going ahead against a backdrop of breaches of electoral law and Parliament unable to find a stable and lasting basis on which to proceed?
21/ If only this had been pointed out during the debate on whether to have a referendum
22/ And here is a reminder of what your Government is currently choosing to do as the default legal position
