Me: "Your *mom* dressed like that."
“It’s called a soul patch. It was a whole huge thing.”
“Ew.”
“Yeah.”
Her: "This is so cliché."
Me: "They just haven't made you hate yourself yet."
Her: "Yet?"
Me: "Just saying, you might appreciate it more in three years."
Her: "Have you met me?"
Me: "Fair."