Thread by @dappergander

Can we talk about adrenochrome? Let's talk about adrenochrome.

Or, rather, the economics of eating a child's adrenal glands to get it.

(PS. if you're a endocrinologist, and I've gotten numbers wrong, please let me know.)

Adrenochrome is oxidized adrenaline/epinephrine. In QAnon, it's believed to give the user a euphoric high and is a kind of age-defying immortality serum, but once you are addicted to it, you need a never-ending supply or else all that aging catches up to you immediately.

And so the whole point of the global child sex cannibalism ring is ultimately to get that precious juice from the adrenal glands of the ritually sacrificed children.

Boy I tell you, I've been doing this for over a year and writing that kind of sentence is still so deeply weird.

So there's this idea that an adrenal gland can be... I dunno, *squeezed*, I guess, and you get some quantity of adrenochrome and if only they used Gelflings they'd really be living the good life.

Like a lot of QAnon theories there are few specifics. So let's provide some.

Basal levels of adrenaline in humans is ~65 pg/ml.
In acute stress, levels can raise by 20 times, 1300 pg/ml (or .0013 mg/l).
With ~5 liters of blood, that's .0065 mg in the body.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

A medical dose of epinephrine in an epi-pen is about 50 times the amount a human body produces under acute stress, .3 mg for adults and .15 mg for children.

Oh, did I not mention that those numbers were for adults? Divide them roughly in *half* for kids.
epipen.com/en

That's not a lot. I couldn't even find an image of how little that is.

One might imagine that adrenochrome must be very valuable if you only get .00325 mg from a child sacrifice.

But you'd be imagining incorrectly. It's available from medical supply houses.

A bottle containing 25 mg costs about $40. That's 7700 child sacrifices' worth.

And this is where the whole adrenochrome conspiracy starts to break down.

1st, the cabal would spend more on a tank of gas to transport a single victim to the ritual site than just buying a bottle of the stuff.

It's a colossal waste of money.

2nd, if a dose is ~.3 mg (and it can't be much more, a 2nd epi-pen will likely kill you), then the cabal needs to sacrifice 92 kids per ritual per member of the cabal. If your coven has 10 members you'll need to round up 1000 kids for your ritual sacrifice. Or buy one $40 bottle.

3rd, adrenochrome is supposedly highly addictive and its effects temporary. Every time Hillary Clinton has a bad hair day it's because the effects are wearing off.

Some Anons say you need doses every month, or even every *week*. That's 5000 kids per year per person in the cabal.

3rd, cont'd the NCMEC keeps track of 450,000 reports of missing children per year. 92% are teenaged runaways who are too old, according to the theory. 5% of those 450k reports are abductions. That's 22,000 kids per year.

The cabal must therefore only be four and a half people.

Of course, there's no shortage of theories in QAnon, so there's likely a theory about a theory to explain why a national network of people would traffic 20,000 kids a year to keep 4 people immortal but there's not even any left from the feast for the Rothschilds and Bilderbergs?

I've already spent more time on this than it deserves, but again: it would be an impossible waste of time and money not to just buy the stuff from a medical supply house.

But that wouldn't drive outrage-based donations to your website, would it?