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@capeandcowell
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I’m literally shaking. I ordered a shirt from Amazon and they sent me a nuclear tipped ICBM.

All these gun nuts think it’s hilarious while I have to find a safe way to dispose of it. I am livid.

This is Drumf’s fault and I am shook. A tear fell in my chai tea just now.
Sadly, I lost all my all my intercontinental ballistic missiles in a tragic boating accident.
Hey, Twitter dot com and at Jack, these evil conservatives are having a laugh at my expense and I WONT have it.

This is just another day in Cheeto Fuhrer’s America.
Thank you kind sir for taking this tragic situation seriously.

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?!
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
What? You mean that was completely fake news??

I’m shocked by this, shocked I tell you.
Someone might want to start explaining this completely fabricated story.
This picture was from another day altogether, so somebody straight up lied.

Why are they trying to destroy this country?

Raze every media building and force the reporters to sweep up the mess for all I care.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Mueller: “Cargo shorts are completely innocent in this situation and should be crowned best type of clothing created”

Wow, so bold.
I’m shook but not shocked by this decision.

God bless America.
The 2 genders.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Sure guys, he’s not creepy in the least.

He honestly can’t leave the house without man handling some kid or woman.
If the people around him have any conscience, they have to stay in a perpetual state of embarrassment.
How many times have you walked up to a strangers kid and just started smelling their hair or tried to kiss them or even touch them? Never? Oh well, I guess you’re normal then.

Uncie bad touch needs a shock collar.
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