Thread by @MBlacktrib3

FISH BRAIN

After taking more than enough alcohol, John's mouth was running faster than Usain Bolt. He quickly left the house to go visit his friends but his highness doubled as he was welcomed with weed.

A THREAD

It was a cool Sunday evening after John's sister's birthday. She threw a small party and asked their neighbor (pastor) to make her some local wine with almost no alcohol because she'd be inviting her church members.

Pastor nodded his head but blocked his ears. His plans were not good at all. Without measurement, he added more than enough alcohol to the 50 liters of wine.

Sister
There's alcohol in this thing oh.. Plenty

Pastor
It's for preservation

John
Eh… True, it is.

Sister
Ehn ehn.
Okay oh

Church member 1(after drinking one cup)
John, abeg you add anything to this drink

John (High after taking 2 cups) smiling
No oh, it's fruit wine.
Enjoy please.

Some of the church members just ate rice and drank water, leaving more than 25 liters of wine. When they had left, John balanced with the keg and drank like his life was on the line.

After his excessive drunkenness, he approached his landlord's daughter and started talking like a broken tap. He usually doesn't relate with anyone in the compound but that night was different, she just stood there listening and smiling.

After about an hour when he realized that he was drunk, he quickly left the house to go see his friends few streets away. He met them rolling weed

John (thoughts)
Not today. Noooo I can't die before my time

Guy 1
Drag na, make you dai alright

John(thoughts)
Today's the day I'll run mad.

He was about stretching his hand when his head came back to life for few seconds.

John
Nah man, I don't do weed.

Guy 2
Them no dai reject weed oh.

John
Abeg, make I reject this one.

John rejected the offer but didn't leave there. He just started realizing that the high wasn't wearing off, in short it was getting stronger.

John (thoughts)
But I no smoke this thing na.

He taps one of his friends “guy, e be like the smoke from this stuff dai high me oh”

His friend laughs and asked him to take one drag.

John
Ah ah. Guy fear God na. You wan make I waka on my head reach house?

What do you say to the God of weed, not today.

John left the weeders that night and struggled back home but he had not escaped from the claws of weed.

He left lagos few weeks later and traveled back to his PPA. John never missed nccf meetings but he still had weed on his mind.

Nobody :

Nobody at all:

John: weed is on my bucket and I must tick it.

That was his anthem until one fateful evening when a fellow Corp member bought him weed. The excitement on his face was priceless as he held the weed tight in his hands.

He emptied a little from the nylon into one locally made power booster that night. The effect wasn't strong on him so he thought to himself: “why not cook it?

The next morning, John cooked beans with his gas just because he wanted to tick the weed off his bucket list. When the beans was almost ready, he emptied almost everything inside the pot of beans.

If NDLEA had entered his passage then, he'd have been arrested cause the aroma was everywhere. John was already getting high from just opening the pot but that wasn't going to stop him.

John (thoughts)
I'm finally going to try this thing!!

It was a Monday morning, and as a Corp member serving in a secondary school, he had students to teach that morning so he quickly ate his beans with soft bread that morning and headed straight for school.

The effect slowly kicked in but he didn't realize he was getting really high until he entered class to teach. He noticed his voice was louder than usual but he didn't take it seriously

After about 40 minutes of teaching, he went to the corpers staff room where the weed hit him hard. The headache that hit him was special; his head became heavier and everything around him was funny.

Someone in the staff room said a funny thing and John was the last person to stop laughing. He laughed out really loud until everyone's attention was fixed on him.

“what's wrong with you john”

He tried answering the question but what came out was a stronger laughter. At that point, he knew he was really high but he had no control over his laughter. He tries sleeping but his body wasn't ready.

His eyes were shutting down but his mind was very much alive. After about some minutes, he stood up from the staff room just to walk around the school but like magic, he found himself on the way back home.

At a point he almost ran into the bush, thinking he was being chased by someone. When he realized no one was pursuing him, his laughter triggered and this time, it was worst. Passersby were staring at him, wondering what was happening to their corper.

He started taking off his wears on the road. First, he removed his wrist watch as his body was getting really hot. When he got to the gate of his house, he took off his shirt. That was where the fear of madness and death started.

He tried sleeping but the fear that he'd not wake up held him back. Immediately he doozed off, he'd jack back to life not wanting to sleep.

John
Bucket list Bucket list, now I'll kick bucket because of one yeye bucket list. This is madness I'm seeing oh… ah! Who send me???!!

His thoughts were extremely loud and the only things he could think of were death and madness. “and they warned us never to do drugs oh, is this how I'll now end”

Finally, he slept off and woke up to the knock of his friend who came to call him for NCCF meeting that evening. He promised himself never to take weed again in his life after that incident that lasted for nearly 3 days.

The End.

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