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If cheddar biscuits were on the line, I bet I could beat the fastest 10 year old in history @byjoelanderson in a foot race
I would fight that dude in Temecula over a basket of cheddar biscuits
For a single cheddar biscuit, I’d knife fight that Jheri curl gangster from the Beat It video
For the last cheddar biscuit on earth? I’d push a really cute baby down to secure its deliciousness for myself
