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Charity Nzomo
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Shit!!!!!

I just got drugged!!!
A thread.
So I'm driving from Kitisuru to Ruaka using the Gachie short cut.
A few minutes past that rough patch at Gachie I find a woman lying by the road looking lifeless like a bit and run or something.
I park the car, washa hazards and lock it to check if I can help.
I shuka the car then this guy tells me 'huyu milevi! Amekunywa zile pombe za karatasi tushamzoea' then he calls people to help her up the hill....
So I decide she'll be taken care of...
As I start walking to the car one of the women who had 'stopped to help' asks me if I can give her a lift to the junction.... Its only 4 to 5 minutes away so what's the harm?

Told her it's cool although my gut is not settled... I have had a nasty experience with lifts before
So soon as she gets in I open the windows and we drive off ..
About a minute or two later, I'm feeling light headed but I convince myself it's the paranoia...

So I start telling her how I almost got drugged by someone I gave a lift before. She starts looking uncomfortable
Hapo ndio akaamua ku double dose...
Haikuwa inaingia fast enough...
Eeeeh!! One minute later I can't tell which is the accelerator or the brakes but there were shops hapo karibu...

Guys, I was so confused ata sijui Niko wapi!!
I pull up suddenly, almost hitting some guy!
Just before I could black out
So I park mbele ya a busy ka section before the junction nikamshow 'shuka ama nipige nduru!'

Woman shukas and runs!!! Ata sijui amepotelea wapi!!!

After she sukas I washa hazards and lock myself
In the car...
Tuliad for about 5 minutes then washad moti and raced home...

I just really wanted to get home....
Thank God I made it!!

Sasa Niko home feeling like I've been drinking neat whiskey for 5 days!!!
My head is heavy AF!!!

Nakunywa maziwa tu
I'll go get checked later
Lesson: ata nikipata mtu akikufa I'm not interfering with God's plan!! Kama siku yao imefika imefika!!!

Weeh!!!
So glad I wasn't on some lonely road!!!!
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