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David Burge
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1986 Zimmer Quicksilver, based on a Pontiac Fiero, and quite possibly the dumbest car ever made #DavesCarIDService
Zimmer achieved their aesthetic apotheosis with the Liberace-customized 1981 Golden Spirit
return with us now to the golden age of 1978-90 when 2-fisted 70 year retirees in Palm Beach and Indian Wells wearing velour jumpsuits were buying up "neo-classics":
1. Stutz Blackhawk
2. Excalibur
3. Zimmer Golden Spirit
4. Clenet
If you want to go straight up pimpmobile, get a Les Dunham Coachworks custom Superfly Corvado. A Zimmer is less Mack Daddy than early bird special at Red Lobster
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David Burge
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Bought beers for a German tourist couple in Luckenbach TX yesterday, who were dressed in an amazing Euro-interpretation of cowboy attire
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tl/dr version:

1. Record high profile people in flagrante with underage girls
2. Don't extort cash, extort an "investment" in your "fund"
3. Profit!
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not sure this DeBlasio fellow has a complete grasp of corn and soybean farming
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