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1/ From a coming attraction:
At this point, the video and audio recording of the focus group become difficult to interpret. The nude figure of the moderator is seen tied a primitive altar constructed by the participants out of office chairs and dial group equipment.
At this point, the video and audio recording of the focus group become difficult to interpret. The nude figure of the moderator is seen tied a primitive altar constructed by the participants out of office chairs and dial group equipment.
2/ FOCUS GROUP PARTICIPANT (Unknown): "BLOOD. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."
The one-way mirror becomes obscured due to the smoke in the room from the fire set near the base of the altar.
The one-way mirror becomes obscured due to the smoke in the room from the fire set near the base of the altar.
3/ As the smoke thickened, and the only words that could be made out over the guttural incantations and screams of “MAGA!” “KAG!” and "Q SENT ME!" were those of the moderator as he descended into the final moments of madness before his death.
4/ MODERATOR: You people can’t fucking believe this garbage. You can’t. Can’t you see he’s completely full of shit? What the fuck is wrong with you?
ALL: MAGA! MAGA! Cthulhu fhtagn!
The end.
ALL: MAGA! MAGA! Cthulhu fhtagn!
The end.
