Thread by @iowahawkblog

It's Herky days until Hawkeye FB

First #GloomyDave prediction of the season: Red Hawks catch Hawkeyes looking ahead to big Rutgers game

Iowa 4
Palm Beach of Wisconsin 38

Listen guys, you're not fooling anyone

Go ahead and feel sorry for all those gullible freshmen who show up to campus with surfboards and sun tan lotion, I say they should've read the fine print

Can we be honest here? If your school name is a palindrome, you should at least have a nickname like "Racecars" or "Tacocats"

My initial top 10 College Football Rankings

1 Statename
2 Statename State
3T Statename Tech
3T Statename A&M
5 Stateschool with Privateschool Fancyname
6 Cityname
7 Statename at Cityname
8 Cityname of Statename
9 Ordinaldirection Statename
10 Semiordinal Statename State

My initial top 10 CFB Nicknames:

1 Scottsdale CC Battlin' Artichokes
2 UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
3 Pittsburgh St Gorillas
4t UTSA Roadrunners
4t South Dakota Coyotes
6 UC Irvine Anteaters
7 Evergreen St Geoducks
8 NCSA Fightin' Pickles
9 RISD Nads
10 Arkansas Tech Wonder Boys

I would never hire any alumnus of school with a nickname like "Tigers" or "Bulldogs" or "Wildcats," it just shows a complete lack of imagination

Now the University of Nebraska, their alumni resumes go to the top of my stack, because "Bugeaters" says this person is willing to go the extra mile

fun fact: the Nebraska Cornhuskers were originally the Bugeaters
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1892_Nebr…

my initial top 10 College Football Coach Names, Probably:

1 Combo Mealdeal
2 Flex Steakhouse
3 Rayban Wayfarer
4 German Adverb
5 Glum Summerschool
6 Frito Pastrami
7 Army Tickles
8 Welding Maniac
9 Podbro Factcheck
10 Random Wordstring

I refuse to believe "Dabo Swinney" is a real name, I bet he put in on a fake ID when he was 15 like McLovin and he ended up stuck with it

hey man, I don't drop into your timeline and step all over your punchlines with AKSHUALLYs

https://twitter.com/Jnolen0319/status/1167826186808020992