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Some thoughts on the expanded @swineryy Instagrammic Universe. A thread.
As we learnt today (sorry to those who I spoilt it for, for those who haven't seen #SpoilerAlert) that Shazia Dottuh Hater has been banging Abu Koala. Previously, we have also met SDH's mother in law. This allows us to make the following shajra. 
However, until today we weren't aware of these links, which makes me wonder which other ones are we missing out on? One of those from canon is that SDH's husband would be prone to give too much attention to Shazia's Dottuh.
It was further speculated that Amreeka Return Discount Devdas was doing dance practices for Shazia's Dottuh's (eventually cancelled) shendi.
It isn't too much of a stretch to conceive that Discount Devdas was in similar circles as the Valley Girl Trainer. (Admittedly, this is a boring tangent.)
What is more interesting is to speculate whether SDH's saas is related to Zubaida Lover. SDH's Saas has similar talaffuz and social perspective as Zubaida Lover. While the saas was married off, Zubaida Lover wasted his jawani on nakaam ishq type situations.
But this is where shit gets trippy. Zubaida Lover's middle aged mohajir masayl are like a secular analog to Blue Maulvi. Now I realise, this might feel like it doesn't work, but close your eyes and tell me if they don't sound like chachazaat mamuzaat bhai.
Now it is apparent that while human, Blue Maulvi is part non-human, from some other planet. Take that alien heritage and his taurr tareeqa and it's hard to argue that Blue Molvi isn't from an older generation of Alien's family.
This is where I've gotten so far. Please reply to this thread (don't quote tweet as those don't get linked) with your theories/evidence for other connections or if you have beef with the ones currently displayed.
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