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Even if that worked, Democrats would say holy water is divisive and using it upsets white guys in diners near coal mines
"Trump is an arch demon soul gobbler but if we invoke the cleansing spell Republicans might summon Cthulhu, so best to keep feeding infants to Trump for his blood orgies"
"Listen to the adults in the room: If we do nothing Trump will simply exhaust his dark magicks on his own within a century"
"If we use the holy water to dissipate Trump now, what will we do if we get another demon 20 years from now? No I think it's best to keep our holy water in reserve and feed the skulls of our virgins to Trump to satiate his flesh cravings."
