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Oh great, and *poof* there goes my access to cheap upholstery, chrome and lacquer paint
Not to mention Mexico has always been go-to escape plan for when the shit really hits the fan
Screw Canada, too cold and boring. I wanna be drinking tequila in a cantina surrounded by dancing senoritas, not shoveling snow with a bunch of polite hosers
I am freaking serious. Hanging with my pals of Los Centauros MC in Juarez, 2008
If I expire in a picturesque cantina in Mexico, drunk in a hammock, looking like Walter Brennan, being fanned by a bevy of Dolores Del Rios, it will have been a life well lived
Adios, suckers
you're damn right I have, just like my dad when he was at Fort Bliss
As fine a watering hole as I've ever experienced
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