Thread by @anykiel

"MORRISON" (apologies to Doctor Seuss) #QAnonMateGate

I AM QAnon.

THAT QAnon! THAT QAnon! I DO NOT LIKE THAT QAnon!

DO YOU LIKE THIS MORRISON?

I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS MORRISON.

WOULD YOU LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE?

I WOULD NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS MORRISON.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.

WOULD YOU LIKE HIM SCULLING BEER?
WOULD YOU LIKE HIM SPREAD MORE FEAR?

I DO NOT LIKE HIM SCULLING BEER.
I DO NOT LIKE HE SPREADS MORE FEAR.

I DO NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS MORRISON.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.

WOULD YOU MEET HIM IN A DUMP?
WOULD YOU MEET HIM WITH A TRUMP?

NOT IN A DUMP. NOT WITH A TRUMP.
NOT SCULL A BEER. NOT SPREAD MORE FEAR.

I WOULD NOT MEET HIM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT MEET HIM ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT MEET THIS MORRISON.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
MEET HIM! MEET HIM! HERE THEY ARE.

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.

YOU MAY LIKE HIM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE HIM IN A TREE!

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE.
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM IN A DUMP.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM WITH A TRUMP.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM SCULL A BEER.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM SPREAD MORE FEAR.

I DO NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS MORRISON.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.

A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN?

NOT ON TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU! LET ME BE!
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A DUMP.

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A TRUMP.
I WILL NOT WATCH HIM SCULL A BEER.
I WILL NOT MEET HIM HERE OR THERE.
I WILL NOT MEET HIM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS MORRISON.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.

SAY! IN HIS CHURCH? HERE IN HIS CHURCH!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN HIS CHURCH?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN HIS CHURCH.

WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN HIS CHURCH. NOT ON A TRAIN.
NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM, CAN'T YOU SEE.
NOT SCULL A BEER. NOT IN A DUMP.
NOT SPREAD MORE FEAR. NOT WITH A TRUMP.

I WILL NOT MEET HIM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE!

YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS MORRISON?

I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A SCROAT?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A SCROAT!

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, STOP A BOAT?

I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, STOP A BOAT.

I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A SCROAT.
I WILL NOT MEET HIM IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN HIS CHURCH! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE HIM IN A DUMP.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM WITH A TRUMP.
I WILL NOT WATCH HIM SCULL A BEER.
I DO NOT LIKE HE SPREADS MORE FEAR.

I DO NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE!
I DO NOT LIKE THIS MORRISON!
I DO NOT LIKE HIM, QAnon.

YOU DO NOT LIKE HIM. SO YOU SAY.
TRY HIM! TRY HIM! AND YOU MAY.
TRY HIM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

QAnon! IF YOU LET ME BE,
I WILL TRY HIM. YOU WILL SEE.

(... and he votes for HIM ...)

SAY! I HATE THIS MORRISON!
I DO! I HATE HIM, QAnon!
AND I WOULD SHOVE HIM OFF A BOAT.
AND I WOULD SLAP HIM WITH MY SCROAT...
AND I WILL DUMP HIM, IN THE RAIN.
AND IN HIS CHURCH. AND ON A TRAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.

HE IS SO FUCKING SHIT, YOU SEE!
SO I WOULD TRASH HIM IN A DUMP.
AND I WILL LEAVE HIM WITH HIS TRUMP.
AND I WILL BEAT HIM SCULLING BEER.
AND I'LL DENOUNCE HIM SPREADING FEAR.
AND I WOULD DROP HIM HERE AND THERE.
SAY! I WOULD DROP HIM ANYWHERE!

I DO SO HATE THIS MORRISON!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU, QAnon.

#QAnonMateGate

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