Shorter Democratic debate:
Warren: I have many insane, radical plans I cannot defend from mild factual attack!
Sanders: I'm alive! ALIVE, D'YA HEAR ME?
Yang: What am I doing here? I'm kind of normal.
Warren: I have many insane, radical plans I cannot defend from mild factual attack!
Sanders: I'm alive! ALIVE, D'YA HEAR ME?
Yang: What am I doing here? I'm kind of normal.
Klobuchar: Remember that time I'm an actual qualified female candidate with crossover appeal and nobody seems to care?
Beto: I don't want the cops to come to your house. But they're coming to your house.
Harris: WHY WON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME?
Beto: I don't want the cops to come to your house. But they're coming to your house.
Harris: WHY WON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME?
Buttigieg: I'm so good at this. Like really good at this. So why don't you like me all that much?
Castro: I'm just going to hang around until someone asks me to leave.
Steyer: Money in politics is bad, and I bought my way up here to tell you that.
Castro: I'm just going to hang around until someone asks me to leave.
Steyer: Money in politics is bad, and I bought my way up here to tell you that.
Gabbard: Are you all nuts?
Biden: Where am I?
Booker: Stop attacking that old man! That's my job!
Biden: Where am I?
Booker: Stop attacking that old man! That's my job!
