Warren: Unveils toilet plan--providing billionaires' toilets to the poor, limiting number of toilets per household.
Biden: I was the first person in Washington to have indoor plumbing. I can get get it down to 13 flushes...
Buttigieg: Whatever Joe said...but more articulate. Did I mention I was a Rhodes Scholar.
Klobuchar: I had a back up once and all I had was a hair comb...
Tulsi: Assad!
Bloomberg: I have someone to take shits for me.
Yang: I shit digitally.
Harris: I am so glad to be out of this!