CATS: It's amazing to see what Adult Swim can accomplish with a $100 million budget
I never knew Tom Hooper was capable of making a surrealist nightmare that would rival Jodorowsky, that could baffle David Lynch, that would prompt even the dark god Cthulhu to emit an impressed eldritch shriek of “nehehehehehe”
Brave of Jennifer Hudson to spend 75% of CATS crying out her nose… Viola Davis has absolutely just placed this girl on a government watch list
Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater
Astonishing that Eddie Redmayne (can sing, has worked with Tom Hooper twice, is entirely willing to humiliate himself onscreen) is somehow not in CATS
For the entirety of CATS I bore the widened eyes, fearful countenance, and slack jaw of a woman just forced to accept a Peloton bike
The most daring thing about CATS is that they left all of Rebel Wilson and James Corden’s improvs in
