Pelosi was at hotel that caught fire and guests told to evacuate immediately as it was crisis. She first took a bath, dressed up, ordered room service and finished a pay per view movie. #FakeImpeachmentHoax
Pelosi said it's urgent we address climate change and pass New Green Deal. She then bought a beachfront time-share to be paid over 30 years. #FakeImpeachmentHoax
Pelosi's friend felt chest pains and Nancy said, "It's urgent we get you to hospital!" But first, she finished dinner, went to a movie, and had a coffee because after all, it was a CRISIS! #FakeImpeachmentHoax
Pelosi smelled food burning in oven and declared she had to get off phone to tend to dinner urgently. But first, she weeded her garden, washed some clothes, and ate a sandwich before getting to the oven. #FakeImpeachmentHoax
