Thread by @vincentninja68

hey guys I got this perfect diet

The food is dependent on importing food from several states/countries over, because the food is not always seasonally available

Oh, and it requires a complicated, carefully researched series of supplements to not get mal-nurishment..supposedly

Oh and this diet has never been practiced by humans throughout our entire existence in any civilization in history, but it's totally the optimal way to eat

Oh and it can get expensive because of all the specialized products you need to maintain it

This diet is so perfect we should make everyone do it, even if they don't like it or find the evidence stated for it kinda shaky.

We know better, we should do the thinking for them. Because every other way of eating is literally murder (hell lets compare it fascism)

Oh and if you ever decide that this diet isn't for you or you feel like you can't do it anymore, you're fucking dead to me and everyone else in my community, because you did it wrong and you should've done more research and we'll hate you forever.

Sound good? Join us!