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If this was India

May 2018 : Tesla files application for incorporation
July 2018 : First babu rejects it for not having seal in Form 6 annexure B page 102
Sep 2018 : Second babu rejects it for missing address in affidavit
Dec 2018 : Random dude files PIL citing pollution
Feb 2019 : High Court gives date in Feb 2020 for hearing the case
Feb 2020 : Case dismissed
Mar 2020 : Some NGO takes out a protest march against Elon Musk, because musk is from deer and they are harmed during its production
Jun 2020 : Govt which gave land, loses the election.
Aug 2020 : New Govt cancels land grant citing corruption.
Sep 2020 : Babu gives a list of 76 NoCs from 64 departments to be obtained for Factory construction
Feb 2021 : One more babu issues a stop work order, citing illegal conversion of farm land to Factory use
Mar 2021 : Random NGO files curative petition in Supreme Court for review of High Court order citing environmental concern
July 2021 : Supreme Court appoints a reserve bench for evaluating concerns and gives date in Mar 2025
Mar 2025 : SC dismisses appeal in a 10k page judgement
Sep 2025: Construction of factory starts
Dec 2025 : Workers go on strike for poor wages.
Dec 2026: Indian customs hold imported machinery in port citing wrongful declaration and impose 600% penalty.
June 2027 : Local parties do a dharna in front of factory asking for 80% local quota.
Sep 2027 : RBI files a case for violation of Foreign Exchange Management Act.
Mar 2028 : IT department sends notice for the GST slab for Electric Vehicles above certain KV and Luxury cess
Jan 2029 : Factory is ready,but power and water connection not there because of lack of NoC.
Apr 2029 : Power connection given but production cannot start as CM is busy.

May 2029 : Elon Musk retires to the Himalayas after his battle with the Indian govt and its babus
One correction guys

In 2028 : It will be the Central Board of Indirect taxes that will issue a notice on the GST slab for electrical vehicles as per KW and Luxury cess and not the IT department.

Sorry for the error.
Feb 2040 : The Finance Secretary indroduces a new High end Electric Vehicle Tax, retrospectively from May 2020 and imposes a $12 Billion dollar fine which includea tax + penalty + late fees + interest + GST on interest.
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