Trump just said that Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats are “defending Soilemani” and then a reporter somehow asked a question that was *not* a demand that he provide an example of how they’re “defending Soilemani.”
Jesus Christ, this isn’t hard.
Jesus Christ, this isn’t hard.
“You know, my political opponents like to eat small children in Satanic rituals in the basement of the Trilateral Commission, it’s very sad what they’re doing. Any questions?”
“Yes, Mr. President, do you have thoughts on deficit reduction?”
“Yes, Mr. President, do you have thoughts on deficit reduction?”
“Also, as everyone knows, Joe Biden is the Boston Strangler, and he’s got a collection of corpses stowed in a crawl space at a brothel he owns in Delaware, it’s so sad. Yes, next question?”
“Mr. President, what are your thoughts on the European Union?”
“Mr. President, what are your thoughts on the European Union?”
“Now, as we all know, Nancy Pelosi hates the Catholic Church and wants to send our bombers to destroy the Vatican, it’s sad, I don’t think that’s a good idea. Yes, there in the back?”
“Mr. President, any thoughts on the Fed?”
“Mr. President, any thoughts on the Fed?”
