Finally, a politician with the courage to call out the number one source of all the problems plaguing New York City
When a Texan says "go back to California" or a Floridian says "go back to New York" it's because of backwards thinking xenophobia; when a New Yorker says "go back to Iowa" it's because they're bravely defending their community against the ravages of gentrification
is Brooklyn-being-taken-over-by-invading-Iowans even a thing? I know, in total, 4 people from Iowa in NYC, and that's 4 more than 99.5% of other Iowans
I think the only successful invasion Iowa ever pulled off was the Siege of Long Beach California 1930-1960
I'm in ur Brooklyn drinkin ur whiskey 
don't worry, I was just there temporarily. Ol' Hobo Dave goes wherever the Union Pacific takes him
I'm confused here. Is he mad that all these invading Iowans are drowning out the traditional Brooklyn alarm clocks with their gunshots, or drowning out the traditional Brooklyn gunshots with their alarm clocks?
I hope that this whole fear-of-Iowans becomes a thing, because I think it would be funny to watch New Yorkers roll up their windows while driving through Iowa
This is why Minnesota had to build the border wall
best Barbarian invasion since the Sack of Rome, tbqh
I dunno, maybe the best thing is to make Brooklyn a Dutch farm town again, with burghers in breeches and buckle hats.
Better yet, refund the whole city to the Native Americans for 24 bucks
Better yet, refund the whole city to the Native Americans for 24 bucks
